Mike Johnson says it's satire and we're all humorless

Yeah I was trying to use the gif of Elmo on the potty and it wouldn't let me 🤣🤣

Imma steal the slide along cable box and rip the labels off all the VHS tapes

I live with three boys of various ages and I honestly wonder if they're dancing every time they poop.

I have to rescrew or replace the toilet seat more than is normal.

The ones on Hallmark definitely are

I miss being Columbia

Unfortunately it's one of the situations where you REALLY don't want her to be right, not like the patent on TP rolls

He looks like our boy Tyler as a baby

Honestly i don't get this app,but threads looked a lot like Venmo to me