Calico Giraffe
@calicogiraffe.bsky.social
Been struck by lightning, bitten by a squirrel, once had the condition that killed George Washington, never broken a bone
What broke me was that they labeled it twice, once at the beginning and again overhead.
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
What broke me was that they labeled it twice, once at the beginning and again overhead.
It’s like a mechanical bull for your attention
September 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
It’s like a mechanical bull for your attention
Amazing foresight, as Trump was a registered Democrat in 2003
September 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Amazing foresight, as Trump was a registered Democrat in 2003
Either you’re forgetting Herschel Walker or I don’t know something about Herschel Walker
August 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Either you’re forgetting Herschel Walker or I don’t know something about Herschel Walker
As a squirrel bite survivor, I can confirm they thirst for human blood
August 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
As a squirrel bite survivor, I can confirm they thirst for human blood
I assumed they’d fixed this by now and nope
August 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I assumed they’d fixed this by now and nope
His pants give the impression he’s not wearing pants
August 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
His pants give the impression he’s not wearing pants
Is this an option I can select on my driver’s license?
August 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Is this an option I can select on my driver’s license?
Most Christians solve this dilemma by deciding the people they disagree with aren’t real Christians
June 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Most Christians solve this dilemma by deciding the people they disagree with aren’t real Christians
A common argument was that it was racist to oppose the war because that meant you thought Arabs were incapable of democracy
June 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
A common argument was that it was racist to oppose the war because that meant you thought Arabs were incapable of democracy
Pam Bondi probably still thinks he’s a Democrat
June 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Pam Bondi probably still thinks he’s a Democrat
They should’ve stuck with the original No Kings, imho
June 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
They should’ve stuck with the original No Kings, imho
No Kings protests in the UK?
June 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
No Kings protests in the UK?
I almost took Joe Manganiello’s burrito at a Kogi truck. He said “Hey, that’s mine.”
June 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I almost took Joe Manganiello’s burrito at a Kogi truck. He said “Hey, that’s mine.”
Would you eat fish caught near there?
May 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Would you eat fish caught near there?
Agreeing to be interviewed by Chotiner is a kink
April 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Agreeing to be interviewed by Chotiner is a kink
Really emphasizing how much he’s looking forward to a response
April 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Really emphasizing how much he’s looking forward to a response
Originalism you can use
April 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Originalism you can use
they’re adopting the trumpian random capitalization style, too
March 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
they’re adopting the trumpian random capitalization style, too
Supreme Court votes 5-3 to uphold Chief Justice Roberts’ deportation
March 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Supreme Court votes 5-3 to uphold Chief Justice Roberts’ deportation
