Auz Swerdt
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Auz Swerdt
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Owner & distributor of the most horrifically bad and confusing takes on the greatest hockey team (St. Louis Blues), basketball team (Utah Jazz), Football team (New Orleans Saints), Foosball team (SCFreiburg), & squadra di calcio (Empoli FC) in existence!
The #NHL should do a documentary series on the GM situation for the #StlBlues. An inside look of what moves you do or don’t make with an underperforming squad especially when you have a changing of the guard with Armstrong and Steen. Would love to hear those conversations.
November 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I‘m not superstitious but anyone else realize that we are winless in the new baby blue home sweater, but 2-0 in the old alternate royal blue sweater?
November 4, 2025 at 5:27 AM
It’s an 82 game season. Give Gustasson his flowers. There’s 162 points still to be had.
October 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Has anyone seen or heard anything that indicates how much of this #STLBlues off season is #Armstrong vs. #Steen?
Are we seeing the last throws of Armstrong’s reign or a preview of Steen’s eventual off season tactics and philosophy?
July 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
GMOY selection committee after realizing the Doug Armstrong had a team that wasn’t expected to make playoffs and

1) Offer sheeted two vital pieces to the #STL #Blues success

2) Signed Monty

3) Traded for Cam Fowler who was great in STL

4) Took the Presidents trophy winners to game 7 OT.
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May 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The core of the #STLBlues is taking shape, but…
There’s a real chance that the Blues could soon become one of the deepest teams in the league.
When FA hits and some quality depth players are looking at teams, you’d have to consider STL after seeing how Monty effectively utilized his vets this year?
April 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
A bit of a #STLsidenote take here and obvious one based on my past posts…

The two players that I’m happy that didn’t get moved or added to a deal for salary matches for the #SLBlues was #NathanWalker & #AlexeyToropchenko
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March 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Ok. Where’s the petition to sign to make the #4Nations tournament a permanent replacement for the all star game?
February 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
My apologies to my BlueSky #STLBlues fan community.

For I am just a California living Blues fan going through and ❤️ing Blues related comments hours later because I have to watch the game on demand because the games are over by the time I get off work here.
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January 10, 2025 at 6:02 AM
If you can’t find yourself enjoying the effort and grit Nathan Walker plays with CONSTANTLY game in and game out, you maybe dead inside.

I view people that don’t like #NathanWalker the same way I view people who don’t like dogs. That’s not a problem with the dog, that’s a problem with you.
#LGB!!
January 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
#EmpoliFC put up a good fight. Unfortunate ending though.
Refs seemed to leave both squads unhappy, so a somewhat fairly called game.
Still have a chance to finish the year strong against Genoa. ForzaEmpoliFC!
December 22, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Gli Azzurri level! That’s the strong start the 2nd half needed!! #ForzaEmpoli!!

P.s.- Thank you VAR…
December 22, 2024 at 6:17 PM
#EmpoliFC give two back. ☹️. 2-1 at HT. Let’s come out strong in the 2nd half!
December 22, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Yes!! Colombo puts #EmpoliFC up early! #ForzaEmpoli!!
December 22, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Well Schick. This is getting quickly unfortunate for #SCFreiburg’s GD.
December 21, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Grifo putting #SCF back in striking distance… although it should have been an equalizer
December 21, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Of course after the ref swallows his whistle on a foul against #SCFreiburg, Leverkusen comes right back and scores…
December 21, 2024 at 6:48 PM
@jeremyrutherford.bsky.social Are no trade list only known by the player,agent, & GM. Do other teams know if a player has put them on their list? Asking for a pending #Saad situation. Thanks for any insight!
#LGB!!!
December 15, 2024 at 7:48 PM
@curtprice.bsky.social I know it’s early. Based on what we’ve seen so far, Armstrong has to be running away with the Jimmy G right?

Clarification:
The Jim Gregory, not the QB…
December 13, 2024 at 3:10 PM
The bad thing about living in N. California is that I can’t watch the #SLBlues play the #SJSharks due to “local” blackouts. ☹️
The good thing about living in N. California is that I don’t have to watch the Blues play the Sharks. 🫣
December 13, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Missed the #SLBlues game against Winnipeg last night due to being out late doing Santa’s work. But, coming home to a Blues W last night and watching the replay this morning is a bit of an early gift to myself.
#LGB!!
December 4, 2024 at 2:50 PM
With all the ten bell’s #Binnington was making last night it felt like I was watching a continuance of the pre game ceremony video.
December 1, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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#SCFBMG 3:1 (62.)
HAHAHAAAAAAA JAAAAAAAAAAA!! WIEDER HÖLER! PERFEKTE ANTWORT!
November 30, 2024 at 3:51 PM
I own 2 #SCFreiburg kits. A Haberer and a #Höler. Days like this make me believe I can still make a good choice every once in a while. #Höler’s 2nd of the day at 61’
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November 30, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Watching #Doan in the offensive 1/3 with an uncapped cup of hot coffee in your hand can be hazardous! 2-0 #SCF 49’!
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November 30, 2024 at 3:42 PM