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onion ring superfan/#1 sushi ender
Oh she likes her friends cancelled alright
October 3, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Tayflop strikes again
October 3, 2025 at 5:20 AM
the concept of talking body
August 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
nw:
May 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
There’s something quaint about watching a movie on cable idk
March 29, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I just paid $55 for two tickets at an AMC. Tell me that is not psychotic
February 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Beyoncé has won Album of the Year for the first time ever at the #GRAMMYs .
February 3, 2025 at 4:50 AM
We made it through the night without a tayflop win thank GOD
February 3, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Life is different with a Beyoncé AOTY win. Like finallyyyy
February 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I hope he sings Stargirl Interlude and brings out Lana
February 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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at this point I’m like 43% ibuprofen
February 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I don’t really have any desire to watch the Grammys aside from watching tayflop hopefully lose
February 2, 2025 at 9:35 AM
rewatching the substance isn’t enough I need to inject that shit in my blood
January 24, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Top 10 tv blowouts (in no particular order)

1. miss markle
January 9, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Miss Markle with a top 10 tv blowout
January 9, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Yall suits is THAT show
January 9, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Going to my last appointment with my hot ortho surgeon. I feel like I’m headed to the courthouse to get divorced rn
January 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
If I have a bad nye I will need to be institutionalized
December 30, 2024 at 11:25 PM
merry xmas
December 25, 2024 at 3:37 PM
tgif!!
December 20, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Starting S1 E1 of Girls
December 14, 2024 at 8:00 AM
December 9, 2024 at 8:11 AM
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waaaaiiiittt have yall heard of friendship
December 8, 2024 at 5:20 AM
If you’re a furry unfollow me we’re literally opps
December 8, 2024 at 5:39 AM