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Sugar Magnolia
@caledorkia-mission.bsky.social
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Veteran of the psychic wars. Witchy woman. My posts reflect my interests. No magats. She/her
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A stick of celery with peanut butter and a slice of apple in the shape of a snail "Physically, I'm here, but mentally I'm a peanut butter/celery snail."
December 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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A green and white sweater-printed sweatshirt with Mary, Joseph, and infant Jesus Text: Whose God damn white baby is this?
December 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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An illustration of the three Magi, watching a star move across the heavens. Text: And your wise men don't know how it feels to be thick as a brick.
December 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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A burr basket? That doesn't sound very pleasant. I hate those things.
grass burrs, waiting to stab innocent feet
December 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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A Weekly World News headline about the Pantone Color of the Year 2026 "The Landlord Special" - shows a wall, door, doorknob, and keyhole all painted with the same white
December 6, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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A plaque that reads: In Memoriam Born 5 Dec. 1938 Died 11 Jan 1974 "Marge" - from Pee Wee's Big Adventure
December 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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LeGrand Circus and Sideshow Tarot has presented you with the Queen of Cups because we know how awesome you are!
A woman in a pink spangled top and pink tutu hangs swings from a rope and offers a cup
December 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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If you are feeling down this holiday season, do not despair. Help is available.
A photo of Hall and Oates with the text: If you're having a bad day, there's a hotline called "Callin' Oates" that plays only Hall and Oates songs for you when you call at 719-266-2837 (719-26-OATES)
December 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Parents, give your child cha-cha heels and save them from a life of crime and infamy.
A scene from "Female Trouble" by John Waters: Divine and companion, big teased hair, sweaters, and short skirts. They stand in front of school lockers. Divine says, "My parents better get me them cha-cha heels I asked for."
December 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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...except my love for George 🕉❤️
A tattoo that reads " all things must pass"
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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A bunch of chimpanzees sit at computers. Headline: ChatGPT Exposed Shocking photographs confirm the popular AI program is merely hundreds of monkeys on computers
December 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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John Brown was hanged on December 2, 1859.
I don't argue with people John Brown would've shot
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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A photo of actor Jonathan Frid (1942-2012) "All fame ever does for you is get attention for the work you really want to do."
December 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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A billboard that says "Don't Face this Christmas Sober"
December 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Fuck this administration. We remember.
A red ribbon and World AIDS Day 1 December
December 1, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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A grayish blue background with pale gold stars and text that reads, "Well, apparently Rock Bottom has a basement."
December 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Timeline cleanse.
It's cold today.
A brown and white chihuahua in a striped sweater sits on a pillow
November 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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How has it been 24 years without you?
A black and white photo of George Harrison. He is dressed in a gray suit and black tie and looking at the camera from the side.
November 29, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Almost time!
#TLW #TheLastWaltz
this film should be played loud
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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A b&w photo of Joan Crawford pretending to carve a turkey. Text: Happy Thanksgiving to everyone...except Christina
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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I am dressed for the day
A yellow t-shirt with Simpsons characters on it and members of The Band
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Two characters from The Simpsons, Mrs. Krabapel and Miss Hoover, smoking cigarettes. Miss Hoover is turned toward Mrs. K saying, "It's a perfectly cromulent word."
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Presented without comment
Uncle Pecos, a mouse with a guitar, cowboy hat, boots, and a big mustache Bob Weir with a hat, guitar, and big mustache
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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A mock Penguin Books cover Title: I Know I Am Hacidenome Pemdejo but I'm Not Sure How to Stop
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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A turquoise background with an evil eye symbol in each corner. Text from a Bob Dylan quote: Either be groovy or leave, man.
November 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM