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caledoniancrow.bsky.social
New Caledonian Crow
@caledoniancrow.bsky.social
AKA Treska. She/Her.
I’m a tool-using birdbrain who is owned by a small, ridiculous cat and a tiny bundle of chaos in a kitten body. I spend an inordinate amount of time with @76Trombones
This goofball.

This adorable, chaotic, lovable, bitey, silly, alarmingly intelligent, blissfully common sense-free, sweet, exasperating, and very cherished goofball.
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Come look! @76trombones.bsky.social is doing a fundraiser marathon for the Greater Boston Food Bank on his stream. Come stop by and cheer him on, and if you can make a donation, you’ll make his day www.twitch.tv/76trombones
November 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Ripley and Kleya, part the second
October 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Kleya, wondering if she really should have made wisdom her dump stat.

Don’t worry, her intelligence is plenty high. She just uses it for chaos.
October 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
‘Sup?
October 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
@melissacaruso.bsky.social took this picture of Kleya with Ripley in the background, and I think it’s just such a perfect encapsulation of my silly girls
September 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I cannot decide which of these pictures of Kleya I like better.

One is adorable and slightly absurd. The other is straight-up gorgeous.
September 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Ripley and Kleya had another meet ‘n greet this evening. Kleya was desperate to play and Ripley was Deeply Uninterested.

Now our girl is enjoying some relaxation time away from her chaos goblin sister.
September 13, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Kleya, enjoying the view from my desk this afternoon.
September 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Who has four paws and is finally out of quarantine?
September 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Pretty sure she’s playing air guitar here
September 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I have titled this portrait:

Things Kleya Could Have Retrieved From Under the Bed Far More Easily Than I

Subtitled:

I Am A Sucker For Sad, Lazy Kittens
August 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Don’t be fooled by this fluffy belly. Kleya is fully in her Baby Velociraptor Era.
August 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
She looks so sweet in this picture, but she was being an agent of chaos the whole time.
August 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Weapons-grade side eye from Kleya
August 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I got this cat bed at least three years ago. She used it once, shortly after I brought it home.

I bought a pillow to put into it about a year later. She sniffed it a couple times.

Today, she’s finally using it. And looks utterly content.

Cats, I tell you.
August 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Brushed. Unbothered. On your bag. Judging.
July 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The last thing a cat toy sees
July 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Kleya is endlessly fascinated by wand toys. And I am endlessly entertained by her mayhem.
July 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Ripley would also like to have a word with you. About the chaos goblin kitten in the next room. She has concerns.
July 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Kleya would like to have a word with you regarding the insufficient amount of toys she has in her room. You can actually see the floor, which means you need to step up your efforts.
July 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Prettiest little chaos goblin
July 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
She may look regal in this picture, but I promise you, she is contemplating chaos.
July 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Her look says “you think you’re so clever, human, putting me in this cat tree and then trying to leave the room. I am onto your tricks”
July 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I mean, really. How am I supposed to cope with this level of cuteness?
July 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM