caleb leigh stanton
@calebshmaleb.bsky.social
horror writer | decatur, ga
the thoughts and opinions expressed herein do not represent those of your local hardware store
the thoughts and opinions expressed herein do not represent those of your local hardware store
when you have been watching football and drinking. and you get the hiccups. that means you are being too awesome and your team will lose
January 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
when you have been watching football and drinking. and you get the hiccups. that means you are being too awesome and your team will lose
adam levine is a disney tween’s idea of an important person
January 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
adam levine is a disney tween’s idea of an important person
who up late stagin they capitalism rn
January 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
who up late stagin they capitalism rn
twice tonight i stepped on the rug and think it may have been wet. but nae, the dogs haft not pissed on mine rug. must have been the wind
January 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
twice tonight i stepped on the rug and think it may have been wet. but nae, the dogs haft not pissed on mine rug. must have been the wind
everyone else i know who loves pokémon is on the spectrum but not on instagram
January 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
everyone else i know who loves pokémon is on the spectrum but not on instagram
philadelphia is not in pennsylvania. it is in maryland at the very best
January 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
philadelphia is not in pennsylvania. it is in maryland at the very best
me: she’s an inspiration. chappell roan… she changed my life.
my uber driver: why are we in navajo country
me: shh
my uber driver: why are we in navajo country
me: shh
January 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
me: she’s an inspiration. chappell roan… she changed my life.
my uber driver: why are we in navajo country
me: shh
my uber driver: why are we in navajo country
me: shh
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It is National Peking Duck Day!
Affirmatio Coyote has never eaten Peking Duck. Plenty of ducks, but the uncooked wild-caught kind.
Affirmatio Coyote has never eaten Peking Duck. Plenty of ducks, but the uncooked wild-caught kind.
January 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
It is National Peking Duck Day!
Affirmatio Coyote has never eaten Peking Duck. Plenty of ducks, but the uncooked wild-caught kind.
Affirmatio Coyote has never eaten Peking Duck. Plenty of ducks, but the uncooked wild-caught kind.
*adrien brody constructs a parodic replica of his concentration camp veiled as a protestant church
me: i love furniture
me: i love furniture
January 18, 2025 at 9:56 AM
*adrien brody constructs a parodic replica of his concentration camp veiled as a protestant church
me: i love furniture
me: i love furniture
i’m sure this has been said. but re: tiktok, the #1 way to make sure americans will use something is to ban it
January 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
i’m sure this has been said. but re: tiktok, the #1 way to make sure americans will use something is to ban it
man people really spent all they money on apes huh. wonder how that worked out
January 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
man people really spent all they money on apes huh. wonder how that worked out
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Affirmation Coyote knows Mondays are tough, but they also know you've got what it takes to smash it.
January 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Affirmation Coyote knows Mondays are tough, but they also know you've got what it takes to smash it.
i refuse to believe that philadelphia is in pennsylvania
January 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
i refuse to believe that philadelphia is in pennsylvania
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It is National Bird Day!
And also National Keto Day!
Affirmation Coyote notes without comment that birds are very low in carbs.
And also National Keto Day!
Affirmation Coyote notes without comment that birds are very low in carbs.
January 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
It is National Bird Day!
And also National Keto Day!
Affirmation Coyote notes without comment that birds are very low in carbs.
And also National Keto Day!
Affirmation Coyote notes without comment that birds are very low in carbs.
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Affirmation Coyote wishes you a healing International Mind-Body Wellness Day.
Getting through Friday is a good first step.
Getting through Friday is a good first step.
January 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Affirmation Coyote wishes you a healing International Mind-Body Wellness Day.
Getting through Friday is a good first step.
Getting through Friday is a good first step.
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Hi!
Did you know that it is J.R.R. Tolkien Day?
Affirmation Coyote used to celebrate by digging into a hobbit hole and eating their food, but they are so hard to find now-a-days.
Did you know that it is J.R.R. Tolkien Day?
Affirmation Coyote used to celebrate by digging into a hobbit hole and eating their food, but they are so hard to find now-a-days.
January 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Hi!
Did you know that it is J.R.R. Tolkien Day?
Affirmation Coyote used to celebrate by digging into a hobbit hole and eating their food, but they are so hard to find now-a-days.
Did you know that it is J.R.R. Tolkien Day?
Affirmation Coyote used to celebrate by digging into a hobbit hole and eating their food, but they are so hard to find now-a-days.
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It is World Introvert Day! And National Science Fiction Day!
Affirmation Coyote hopes you had a chance to celebrate.
Affirmation Coyote hopes you had a chance to celebrate.
January 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
It is World Introvert Day! And National Science Fiction Day!
Affirmation Coyote hopes you had a chance to celebrate.
Affirmation Coyote hopes you had a chance to celebrate.
amazing to me the richest man in the world got so obsessed with pronouns his egirl super star girlfriend left him
January 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
amazing to me the richest man in the world got so obsessed with pronouns his egirl super star girlfriend left him
who up loin they fi rn
January 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
who up loin they fi rn
who up altin they hip hop rn
January 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
who up altin they hip hop rn
who up powerin they pop rn
January 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
who up powerin they pop rn
who up poppin they punk rn
January 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
who up poppin they punk rn
the original wife guy
Tabby and I have been married 54 years today. It's all good.
January 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
the original wife guy
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Affirmation Coyote wishes everyone a happy new year.
Jerks and bullies and haters aren't omnipotent. Don't imagine they have more power over your and others than they really have.
Jerks and bullies and haters aren't omnipotent. Don't imagine they have more power over your and others than they really have.
January 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Affirmation Coyote wishes everyone a happy new year.
Jerks and bullies and haters aren't omnipotent. Don't imagine they have more power over your and others than they really have.
Jerks and bullies and haters aren't omnipotent. Don't imagine they have more power over your and others than they really have.
who up gamin they squid rn
January 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
who up gamin they squid rn