Straight, mediocre, built-man who wants to feel more important than he is starter-kit:
1. Have a fitness page.
2. A podcast that’s entire premise are “hot takes” that every other guy who looks like them has.
3. Shame at least 3 plus-sized people a day.
4. Have a Bible quote in all your social bios.

Fitness influencers be like “There’s only ONE sure fire way to get lean and build muscle!!” Okay so why are there so many of you???👀👀👀 Y’all out here getting paid to say the same thing the 3,000 other mediocre personality, roid raging, “my mom told me I was handsome”, brobots do?

Some of y’all say you’re insecure about your looks and then go picking partners that look like your siblings…👀👀

After watching the 2019 Little Women again I have concluded that it and Parasite were the best films of 2019 and the fact the Greta Gerwig wasn’t nominated for Best Director is the sexist crime of the decade