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calebisawkward.bsky.social
lavender apparition
@calebisawkward.bsky.social
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Professional Stage Manager
30-something 👵🏼
I like video games and baking 🧁
Evil skeleton from the earth’s core 💀
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calebisawkward.bsky.social
Ok this was actually much harder to narrow down than I thought 😅 (also can you tell water is my favorite type?)
Color-coded chart of my favorite Pokémon of each type with the title “PK Diagram” at the top. My favorites are as follows Normal - Girafarig Fire - Salazzle Water - Starmie Grass - Smoliv Electric -Ampharos Ice - Lapras Fighting - Poliwrath Poison - Iron Moth Ground - Swampert Flying - acrobat Psychic - Hypno Bug - Parasect Rock - Kabutops Ghost - Mismagius Dragon - Miraidon Dark - Umbreon Steel - Empoleon Fairy - Klefki
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
calebisawkward.bsky.social
hi gay
Photo of my legs facing a pool. I’m reclining on a beige and white pool chair and you can see a motel in the background. I’m wearing orange, green, and cream floral print swim shorts. The sky is clear and blue, and progress pride flags hang from the motel’s mezzanine.
November 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
calebisawkward.bsky.social
I thought I was going to be working tonight, so I didn’t have any plans. Instead I made tuna noodle casserole
A top-down photo of a dish of baked tuna noodle casserole with breadcrumbs on top.
November 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
calebisawkward.bsky.social
Voted Yes on 50 🗳️
A photo of a silver surface covered in stickers. A red, white, and blue “I voted” sticker is displayed prominently in the corner.
October 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
calebisawkward.bsky.social
And now you know 😌
Bell curve chart showing my height compared to others in the United States. It reads, “your height is in the bottom 35th percentile. You are taller than 35.33%. You are shorter than 64.78%”
October 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
calebisawkward.bsky.social
me coming across your posts
Two panel meme of a real dog next to a cartoon computer monitor. The top panel shows the dog looking at the monitor, saying “what a lovely day on the inter-“ The bottom panel shows the dog looking directly at the viewer and says “Good lord”
October 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
calebisawkward.bsky.social
I think I see the vision for mega Starmie now actually
Image of Patrick Star, a pink cartoon starfish. His legs are an exaggerated length, and he stands in front of a blue background with his feet apart and his hands on his hips. He’s wearing green shorts with purple flowers, fishnet stockings, and black high heeled boots.
October 14, 2025 at 8:46 AM
calebisawkward.bsky.social
POV you’re my granola bar at intermission
A selfie style photo of me, a male presenting person in their early 30s. I’m wearing a black t-shirt and a red, black, and brown plaid button-up shirt. I’m sitting in the control booth of a theatre wearing a black headset
October 11, 2025 at 7:28 AM
calebisawkward.bsky.social
If I see one more goofy ass AI pics PERIOD
RuPaul wearing a pink evening gown and large hoop earrings. Her mouth is open mid-sentence. The caption has been edited to say “I don’t want to see any fucking AI.”
October 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
calebisawkward.bsky.social
Meme of a dark-complected woman wearing intentionally frumpy clothing against a white background. She looks annoyed and has a bowl of salad in front of her. There is a caption that has been edited to read: “Are you serious? Right in front of my post?”
October 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
calebisawkward.bsky.social
Kalamata olives are my favorite but it’s also giving this
A stock photo of a wooden plate with a pile of green olives on it against a white background. There is text superimposed on the photo that reads: off work late? hungry, but too tired to cook? try 30 to 40 olives. 30 to 40 olives: an easy weeknight dinner. eat them directly out of the jar with your fingers. you will certainly not regret eating 30 to 40 olives
September 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
calebisawkward.bsky.social
I walked like 30 miles this week on some local trails but I did something to my knee 😭

(ft Animal Crossing socks)
Photo of my legs, taken lying on my bed from my POV. I have a bag of ice on my left knee, and I’m wearing Animal Crossing socks featuring Tommy and Timmy holding cherries
September 22, 2025 at 5:59 AM
calebisawkward.bsky.social
Yes it is definitely something 🥹
September 10, 2025 at 5:46 AM
calebisawkward.bsky.social
Closed my outdoor Shakespeare show tonight and it was POURING rain. We started about 45 minutes after the scheduled curtain time
A view of a set for a stage play from a production booth. You can see my script in a binder in the foreground. A tarp is covering most of the stage, which is lit with purple, blue, and gold lightning.
September 6, 2025 at 8:00 AM
calebisawkward.bsky.social
I almost reply to a lot of y’all on here because I want to be friends but then I chicken out because I don’t want to seem annoying
Low-resolution closeup of a cat’s face with sad, teary eyes
September 5, 2025 at 7:13 AM
calebisawkward.bsky.social
This is where I skeet from
A flash photograph of bananas floating ominously in a cinderblock hallway. At the left hand side, there’s a doorway that says “exit.” Halfway down the hall, you can see into an open door that appears to be a closet.
September 3, 2025 at 7:50 AM
calebisawkward.bsky.social
Still one of my all-time favorite albums ten years later. This one changed the trajectory of my taste in music.
Album cover of FROOT by Marina (known as Marina and the Diamonds at time of release). It shows a woman with black, wavy shoulder length hair looking straight ahead at the viewer. She has bright. Red lipstick and appears to be not wearing a shirt or top. She’s against a black background, and magenta and cyan lighting highlights her hair. “Marina and the Diamonds” is written over the image at the top in a white, handwritten-looking font. “FROOT” is written over the bottom in block lettering in a rainbow gradient.
September 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
calebisawkward.bsky.social
Let’s see you at 21

College me was a MESS
A selfie of 21 year old me. Im wearing a red t-shirt with other a contrasting breast pocket and have dark short hair and dark facial hair. I’m trying to look seductive/mysterious? The photo has a bluish Snapchat filter over it.
August 30, 2025 at 8:11 AM
calebisawkward.bsky.social
Screenshot of a tweet from @ themiltron that I’ve edited to read: “[god creating mega victreebell] how bout an evil bag”
August 22, 2025 at 7:49 AM
calebisawkward.bsky.social
A crude cartoon of four teenage girls at a school cafeteria table. The girl on the right is holding a tray with a massive pile of corn kernels on it. She’s saying “It’s Corn and Corn Alone Day!!”
August 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
calebisawkward.bsky.social
Got a haircut. Almost forgot to document it
Photo of me, a male presenting person in their early 30s. I have dark facial hair and dark hair that is faded close on the sides and longer on the top.
July 15, 2025 at 5:31 AM
calebisawkward.bsky.social
A black and white cartoon of a man looking into a window from the outside. He is wearing a shirt that says “Sickos” and has a speech bubble that says “Yes… ha ha ha… YES!”
July 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
calebisawkward.bsky.social
they’re… wasting water
A man in a conference room wearing a green polo, looking shocked. It’s a screenshot from the popular vine where the man says, “A child!”
July 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
calebisawkward.bsky.social
Three panel meme of a cartoon dog with a ball in its mouth. The left panel says “Municipal taxes?” The middle panel says “no tax” and the third panel says “only service.” The panels get more zoomed in and the dog looks more angry with each successive panel.
July 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
calebisawkward.bsky.social
Lemme see your favorite mirror selfie 🥹
A photo of me in mirror. I’m standing in a mostly empty theatre dressing room wearing a charcoal gray sweater and black jeans. I have dark hair that’s faded short on the sides and a dark mustache. Part of my left sleeve is rolled up showing tattoos on my forearm.
July 8, 2025 at 5:22 AM