Yeah... we just called that summer camp... yeehaw shit is for everyone, but you do have to choose between summer yee or winter haw. It's like picking a career.

How?? By the God's, what cursed systems these are!

Hi, Jesus here... so technically nothing is like, "gay", you can go down on your bros AND kiss homies good night. It just must be consensual of course. Never surprise suck a stud without consent.

Yeah me too... The Gorillaz were so popular when I was in high school I had so many opportunities to make connections... but I decided without ever even listening to their music, I didn't like them. I was wrong, I could have made new connections had I not avoided something new.

Cause I'm back again and have 0 friends in my thirties. Back then, all we had was each other. Now, we seemingly have everything, besides each other. I have the same amount of friends as you all have, which again is none. You can't lie to me I already know.

You're putting a lot a shade over my local infowars spray paint stencil guy. He's done the bridge for DECADES.

...ok... thanks... how did you get into my house? Who are you?? Sir, please put that back. Those are my Grandma's ashes! Sir! SIR COME BACK WITH THAT URN!

Bro I just here... what did I miss...?

If this true... that actually means a lot. Every extra "y" was that much more effort on your own part to make just to let the person you're talking to feel more engaged and apart of a conversation... it's the simplest things... what joys we can bring to others with just the smallest efforts.

It's not about being funny. It's about, delivery. My actual posts get 0 likes, and that's fine. I just block a random person after a few minutes is all. No reason, just anonymous spite.

Why upvote, downvote, follow, like, comment, share, or subscribe...? It's all, for the algorithm, a tune I can't dance to. One that leads me aggressively this way and that, to the beat of everyone else's drums.

Can you still tip the dolly over with a French door fridge on it?

I live under capitalism... I've been manipulated to make someone else more money my whole life. "25% off you say?! Say no more, take my money!" ... "What do you mean they raised the price by 25%? It was same price all along?"

Walmart, smoking in the shadows; "Always was..."

Hi gay I'm Dad. When your homework is done you and "your best friend" can go to movies, my wallets on the counter. Leave the Hundo, take the twenty and the change Champ. Never mind, take the hundred and see if they can meet you now, go be safe you little scamp. But make sure that homework gets done!

Look, man, I've tried. You all have totally screwed this whole thing up. We might as well be in the Dark Ages again. Drink that water for yourself, save yourself so you can save others. Help yourself so you can help others. Love yourself so you can love others.

Seems about right. Call me if you need me to restart the modem. We both know it does nothing, I just enjoy the excuse to stop by and say "Hello", make sure you're doing good.