I genuinely didn’t think it would be possible for Cracked to die twice but apparently it’s somehow gotten even worse after Facebook’s ‘Pivot-to-Video’ lies killed it 9 years ago.

My mind immediately went to modifying a Grandpa Simpson line.

RIP, Ryno. One of the few players everyone loved.

Remember, if you go fishing afterwards, you have a case to sue that you did not, in fact, have “all you could eat!”

CCTV footage from the Sistine Chapel of the College of Cardinals right before the final vote:

I didn’t think it was possible but people are “both sides”-ing Jesus.

Ordered new earbuds and they had an engraving option. Since most of my listening is podcasts, I decided to reference my favorite one @iwriteok.bsky.social