Caleb Bethea (they/them)
@calebbethea.bsky.social
Author of DISCO MURDER CITY | Spooky Ass Agnostic | Dirty South Enby Punk
https://shop.maudlinhouse.net/#disco-murder-city
https://shop.maudlinhouse.net/#disco-murder-city
2 weeks 3 days until my vasectomy
November 8, 2025 at 12:19 PM
2 weeks 3 days until my vasectomy
type shit i’ve been writing lately (sexy shaman vibes)
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
type shit i’ve been writing lately (sexy shaman vibes)
Went to a Tim Burton type beat bakery and asked the cashier to give my novel to any customer who fit the vibe. She said she’d absolutely be keeping it for herself and asked me to sign. Her name was Karen and she was cool as hell.
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Went to a Tim Burton type beat bakery and asked the cashier to give my novel to any customer who fit the vibe. She said she’d absolutely be keeping it for herself and asked me to sign. Her name was Karen and she was cool as hell.
Fuck you, Hemingway. Here’s a six-word horror story.
“Rented room, locks from the outside.”
“Rented room, locks from the outside.”
November 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Fuck you, Hemingway. Here’s a six-word horror story.
“Rented room, locks from the outside.”
“Rented room, locks from the outside.”
Big day for eels in horror! @andrewcull.bsky.social and @slimyswampghost.bsky.social selected my story for the cryptid horror anthology, ENCOUNTERS.
More eels coming soon. Til then, here’s the opening line.
More eels coming soon. Til then, here’s the opening line.
November 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Big day for eels in horror! @andrewcull.bsky.social and @slimyswampghost.bsky.social selected my story for the cryptid horror anthology, ENCOUNTERS.
More eels coming soon. Til then, here’s the opening line.
More eels coming soon. Til then, here’s the opening line.
November 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Ballard at the cemetery and chill?
November 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Ballard at the cemetery and chill?
dockside noir
November 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
dockside noir
“Get they/them to a nunnery”
November 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
“Get they/them to a nunnery”
Sister Scarlett with that St. Nicholas School Spirit ☦️
November 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Sister Scarlett with that St. Nicholas School Spirit ☦️
High of 66 for Halloween 😈
October 31, 2025 at 12:03 PM
High of 66 for Halloween 😈
found @ the scene of the crime
October 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
found @ the scene of the crime
decent pull but i’m gonna keep ripping that lever til i hit the jackpot
October 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
decent pull but i’m gonna keep ripping that lever til i hit the jackpot
48 hours til it’s goddamn Halloween
October 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
48 hours til it’s goddamn Halloween
First Halloween season with a horror novel in the world. Feels fucking cool.
October 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
First Halloween season with a horror novel in the world. Feels fucking cool.
we’re back bb
October 28, 2025 at 12:08 PM
we’re back bb
if god is real, if he ever apologizes, it’ll sound something like the Atlantic City harmonica solo.
October 27, 2025 at 11:45 AM
if god is real, if he ever apologizes, it’ll sound something like the Atlantic City harmonica solo.
another day ignoring my haters (as they take black metal aesthetics seriously rather embracing the shtick as medieval drag and healing their inner child with goblin slaying music)
October 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
another day ignoring my haters (as they take black metal aesthetics seriously rather embracing the shtick as medieval drag and healing their inner child with goblin slaying music)
Speaking of art crimes… In 2017, I took my high school students to the LACMA, immediately ditched them in the lobby, made my way to this Rothko, touched it, and found one of the kids just to take this picture.
October 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Speaking of art crimes… In 2017, I took my high school students to the LACMA, immediately ditched them in the lobby, made my way to this Rothko, touched it, and found one of the kids just to take this picture.
there’s a niche brand of religious trauma found only among crab core enjoyers of the late 00s
October 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
there’s a niche brand of religious trauma found only among crab core enjoyers of the late 00s
tramp stamp concept
October 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
tramp stamp concept
Chappell Roan Son, Undeath Daughter
October 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Chappell Roan Son, Undeath Daughter
el cerro drip
October 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
el cerro drip
watching High Tension for the first time and… am i a french lesbian?
October 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
watching High Tension for the first time and… am i a french lesbian?
idk who he is but we’re about to rip the ouija board on his ass
October 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
idk who he is but we’re about to rip the ouija board on his ass