Hecate
calamityz.one
Hecate
@calamityz.one
Ancient sorceress with an attitude problem. 26. it/she
https://calamityz.one/about/main
idk
November 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
November 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
me: ok well it's anti-intellectual to say the curtains are blue because the author wanted them to be blue. that doesn't even make sense

also me naming characters:
November 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
wait what the fuck. Philadelphia mentioned
October 31, 2025 at 2:42 PM
somehow green-haired pokemon woman chained up like a dog returned
October 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
when you know it's some gaster bullshit, you just can't prove it
October 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
haters will say it's fake
October 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
call me grunkle stan the way we finally have them all
October 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
"Hollow Knight actually has really interesting and in-depth lore"

the lore:
September 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
August 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
sleeper fatty erasure
July 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
while doing research for this half-joke i found out oomf was in a Polygon article
July 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
this just wrong. i would have gone to the Underworld and still not looked back because i have a beautiful heart and a logical mind. i'm not Orpheus?? I'M not Orpheus? no. i am better.
July 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
opening up my old ipod and getting stunned by my twitter being preserved in the storage exactly how it was in 2019
July 4, 2025 at 5:02 AM
the funniest thing about EPIC is hyping it up to someone and then they listen to it and it sounds like this
June 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
laughed very hard at this post that i do not remember writing
May 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
episode 1: oh it's kind of cute that they want to keep their relationship a secret. that's a classic setup

episodes 2-6: oh they are horny for it huh
February 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
January 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
January 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM