Ca-Lamia Jade
@calamityjade.bsky.social
Jade P. Miscuous - Still trying to become a sex educator, but taking a bit of a break.
Transfem, ND, She/They and sometimes feeling way too old for things.
Transfem, ND, She/They and sometimes feeling way too old for things.
....who hurt them to where this is reasonable?
January 14, 2026 at 7:39 PM
....who hurt them to where this is reasonable?
Know what, fuck it. Where's Nautilus or Thresh?! Wheres fucking Shyvanna?!!!
Hell, how is Draven not already in this thing?
Hell, how is Draven not already in this thing?
January 13, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Know what, fuck it. Where's Nautilus or Thresh?! Wheres fucking Shyvanna?!!!
Hell, how is Draven not already in this thing?
Hell, how is Draven not already in this thing?
I want Arellion Sol that's the size of blitztank and I'm not even joking.
January 13, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I want Arellion Sol that's the size of blitztank and I'm not even joking.
Dour beans for a sweet ggp
January 11, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Dour beans for a sweet ggp
I mean, I'm always glad to hear it.
January 8, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I mean, I'm always glad to hear it.
Yep, here are the tears😭🥰
January 7, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Yep, here are the tears😭🥰
while I think the PLACE you sleep may be optional, I think it has a timer that you can't snooze. Will get back to you later on that, tho
January 7, 2026 at 2:16 PM
while I think the PLACE you sleep may be optional, I think it has a timer that you can't snooze. Will get back to you later on that, tho
Oh no! Not the PS1 pussy
January 6, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Oh no! Not the PS1 pussy
Ngl, that would cause immediate hype only second to Donna getting a whole season
January 5, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Ngl, that would cause immediate hype only second to Donna getting a whole season
And you're also a 6/6? ^_^
January 4, 2026 at 2:58 AM
And you're also a 6/6? ^_^
Is it sad or funny that i wanna argue this is Jungle War 2: Atlantic Edition?
January 3, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Is it sad or funny that i wanna argue this is Jungle War 2: Atlantic Edition?
Wanna drop-kick this system from orbit with how stupid this is.
January 3, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Wanna drop-kick this system from orbit with how stupid this is.
Fun fact: that was the first series i got into. So ive had a pretty high bar as far as shows
January 3, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Fun fact: that was the first series i got into. So ive had a pretty high bar as far as shows
Fucking LOVE Build! Right now it sits tied with W for my fave. Also have a soft spot for Revice and 02
January 3, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Fucking LOVE Build! Right now it sits tied with W for my fave. Also have a soft spot for Revice and 02
.... Yep, definitely should have had breakfast before getting on here. Good gods.
January 3, 2026 at 2:11 PM
.... Yep, definitely should have had breakfast before getting on here. Good gods.
Nice. I havent gotten to gochard yet. Currently working through Kiva and Geats
January 3, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Nice. I havent gotten to gochard yet. Currently working through Kiva and Geats
Oohh, I don't recognize her. Which show is she from?
January 3, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Oohh, I don't recognize her. Which show is she from?
Holy Cats, i hope I can be half as hot
January 3, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Holy Cats, i hope I can be half as hot
Always down for sammiches and collaboration. 😁
January 2, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Always down for sammiches and collaboration. 😁
Hypothesis: sticky soda grenades that temporarily go on the wag bag to then be thrown at the wag-havers disgression. Sudden sticky eyes make for good escapes
January 2, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Hypothesis: sticky soda grenades that temporarily go on the wag bag to then be thrown at the wag-havers disgression. Sudden sticky eyes make for good escapes
I wanna hope SO BAD, tho
January 2, 2026 at 1:17 PM
I wanna hope SO BAD, tho