skatanic panic
calamityandy.bsky.social
skatanic panic
@calamityandy.bsky.social
What's up my name's Andy I'm 39 and I don't know how to fuckin read
Literally what in the fuck is going on, every few posts on Facebook are profiles I don't follow sharing supportive or AI news/photos of Musk?????? I keep blocking them and saying not interested and it doesn't stop. All the comments are from bot accounts.
March 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
My crush hard launched her relationship on IG, I'm gonna KMS AHHHHHHHHG
March 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Was bored yesterday and friend requested some hot girl in my "people you may know" on Facebook and today realized THIS is my pfp 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻
March 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
March 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My girlfriend was stressed and burned out from her job and getting her other apartment ready for renters and decided it would be a good idea to sabotage our relationship too. Real 4D chess move there.
March 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Never judge a girl until you've walked a mile in her puddle soaked bell bottom jeans
February 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
"I got secondhand hot slut cookware"
February 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I hate those billboard ads where their hands are really big. "Uahhh I'm gonna grab u"
February 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
#lightlab HELL YEAH BROTHER 💅💅💅💅💅😊😂🤣❤😍😒👌😘💕😁👍🙌🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️
February 12, 2025 at 5:19 AM
#lightlab testing again, wavy out, wavy out, in, and spin, and zero, and zero 2, and zero 3, and zero 4, sexy walk, sexy walk, sexy walk, sexy walk, aaaand toe.
February 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
This is a test of a project I'm working on. #LightLabLED
February 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Whenever I get on social media, I miss when it was fun. I blame it megacorps that own them and push monetized reels and ads onto the platform. I yearn for a time where I can just laugh at memes, like my friend's photos, joke with each other, and not read about 2 particular men in government, daily.
February 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I wish I could shoplift on the internet
February 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
January 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
MAGFEST
January 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I started watching Arcane on Netflix even tho I've never played League of Legends or care about it. Really fucking good so far!
January 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
January 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
there is no social life, only Balatro
January 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It's infuriating that this stunt is actually gonna work on some people
January 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
For fucks sake I CANNOT STAND the changes they made to facebook algorithm. I have blocked so many pages of trash "content creators" that repost other people's content with their own face and commentary in the corner. I do not want to see this content.
January 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Thinking about making a discord for local events that relies on RSS to populate the calendar so we can all ditch meta apps
January 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
January 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
If you and boo don't have matching nails at urgent care, are you even in a relationship?
January 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Dragon Ball Daima is cute.
December 9, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Looking at places to live in Chicago and wtf, 200k for a dirty dinky apartment with no dishwasher??
December 3, 2024 at 8:02 PM