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calamity-min.bsky.social
@calamity-min.bsky.social
Creative • Divergent • Irreverent

Melbourne Australia
Love it!
November 21, 2025 at 4:48 AM
This is going to be amazing!!!
November 17, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Oooh that lip colour sets off your turquoise piercings beautifully! 😍
November 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
So glad you’re moving out tho
November 8, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Legend! Thankyou!
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
You look like it’s starting to love you back ❤️
November 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Pretty please if you tell me the brand name, then I can perform a second miracle and undertake the treacherous quest of defeating the googlea to get a link for our mutual friends the meat masticating minkies
🤞🤞🤞
November 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
But luckily there’s this new invention (you may have heard of it) called dyoo tea frei?
And by miracle of miracles the clouds parted, angles sang 📐, and angels too I guess, and a ray of light shone down and illuminated the glorious big black box that you have in your hot little hands. —>3
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Tom I am ashamed to admit I have nfi of the brand name of the jerky luxe gift box 😞
I had grand plans for a bunch of things (incl roo jerky) and then adhd chaos (& Pete) took over and I made a schlongacorn cosplay instead. —> 2
November 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Bwahahah gold!
November 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Sooo good!
November 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I think some things you may intend to try only once, and then they force themselves back up again for a second go around - I would hazard a guess that camel milk may be one of those things (unless you’re raised on it obv) 🐪🥛🧋🐫 - vodka however, I have nfi 😂 it certainly doesn’t *sound* appealing tho
November 2, 2025 at 9:26 AM
This is fucking gold!!!! 🥇🏆🥇
November 2, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Ooh exciting!
November 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
So perfect!
November 1, 2025 at 12:57 PM
They all have eftpos machines here - so def not a cash issue, but yeah the exorbitant cost of living hikes recently may very well contribute for sure
November 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Not yet thank fuck, but there’s def less people wearing them than even 5yrs ago - I think the generational gap since the last actual war Australia was in contributes somewhat as well
November 1, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Thank you!
October 28, 2025 at 12:20 PM
So bizarre!
October 28, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Oh 💯 for sure!!
October 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Ha! Con crunch bites us all in the arse eventually 😂
October 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM