Maub’
@calamarjo.bsky.social
23. She/Her. MDNI Grumpy old man stuck in a baddie body (I wish).
Hoping that law will be GONE SOON
Hoping that law will be GONE SOON
Reposted by Maub’
I mean it from the bottom of my heart, just create for yourself first and then for the five people you keep captive in your basement.
November 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I mean it from the bottom of my heart, just create for yourself first and then for the five people you keep captive in your basement.
Reposted by Maub’
💭 cw hwussy
omega hwa in heat and responsible alpha joong who insists on wearing condoms while he helps hwa through it. hwa hates it of course, sobs when joong comes and he can’t feel it fill him all hot and perfect… hates it so much that when joong leaves the room for waters, sustenance, and to
omega hwa in heat and responsible alpha joong who insists on wearing condoms while he helps hwa through it. hwa hates it of course, sobs when joong comes and he can’t feel it fill him all hot and perfect… hates it so much that when joong leaves the room for waters, sustenance, and to
October 13, 2025 at 8:25 AM
💭 cw hwussy
omega hwa in heat and responsible alpha joong who insists on wearing condoms while he helps hwa through it. hwa hates it of course, sobs when joong comes and he can’t feel it fill him all hot and perfect… hates it so much that when joong leaves the room for waters, sustenance, and to
omega hwa in heat and responsible alpha joong who insists on wearing condoms while he helps hwa through it. hwa hates it of course, sobs when joong comes and he can’t feel it fill him all hot and perfect… hates it so much that when joong leaves the room for waters, sustenance, and to
Reposted by Maub’
Reposted by Maub’
Reposted by Maub’
Reposted by Maub’
oomf just reminded me of an abandoned notes plot of enemies to lovers fae matz😓 pixie hongjoong/fairy seonghwa…. fairys are actually super devious and bloodthirsty but their misdeeds in the human world get blamed on the pixies, for their mischievous joker nature
+
+
September 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
oomf just reminded me of an abandoned notes plot of enemies to lovers fae matz😓 pixie hongjoong/fairy seonghwa…. fairys are actually super devious and bloodthirsty but their misdeeds in the human world get blamed on the pixies, for their mischievous joker nature
+
+
I’m starting to write a fic about dilf HJ running a parenting blog and dilf SH mailing him because he need help with his little girl… would someone be interesting in beta reading it…….. please….
September 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I’m starting to write a fic about dilf HJ running a parenting blog and dilf SH mailing him because he need help with his little girl… would someone be interesting in beta reading it…….. please….
Reposted by Maub’
anyway fuck censorship. we should all get weirder and worse
September 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
anyway fuck censorship. we should all get weirder and worse
Reposted by Maub’
went back and colored this old dilfjoong sketch bc I miss him 😔
September 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
went back and colored this old dilfjoong sketch bc I miss him 😔
Reposted by Maub’
also i find it funny how ppl were making a big deal out of me reading dead dove i talked abt his fathers son quite literally everyday ?for a whole year ?
September 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
also i find it funny how ppl were making a big deal out of me reading dead dove i talked abt his fathers son quite literally everyday ?for a whole year ?
Reposted by Maub’
The Yuppie’s Guide to Love | 39K | COMPLETE
📼 NSFW/E woojoong/topaz
📼 1980s Boston, age gap, motorcycles
📼 my dissertation on aging & agency
📼 NSFW/E woojoong/topaz
📼 1980s Boston, age gap, motorcycles
📼 my dissertation on aging & agency
August 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The Yuppie’s Guide to Love | 39K | COMPLETE
📼 NSFW/E woojoong/topaz
📼 1980s Boston, age gap, motorcycles
📼 my dissertation on aging & agency
📼 NSFW/E woojoong/topaz
📼 1980s Boston, age gap, motorcycles
📼 my dissertation on aging & agency
Reposted by Maub’
Reposted by Maub’
Received Seonghwa mariage merch
August 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Received Seonghwa mariage merch
Reposted by Maub’
baby vampire sh x vampire hunter hj mini thread (pt 1 & 2)
cw / minor violence, implied sex, minor dubcon
cw / minor violence, implied sex, minor dubcon
August 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
baby vampire sh x vampire hunter hj mini thread (pt 1 & 2)
cw / minor violence, implied sex, minor dubcon
cw / minor violence, implied sex, minor dubcon
Woke up and learned that I was about to do the double of my usual workload, let me go back to sleep…..
August 27, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Woke up and learned that I was about to do the double of my usual workload, let me go back to sleep…..
Fucking accusing everyone on the internet of being sasaeng for existing and then crying for being called one because European and Mexican doesn’t want you to (AGAIN) take a VIP ticket, yeah, fuck you
August 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Fucking accusing everyone on the internet of being sasaeng for existing and then crying for being called one because European and Mexican doesn’t want you to (AGAIN) take a VIP ticket, yeah, fuck you
Reposted by Maub’
GOT 2024 AND 2025 SEONGHWA BIRTHDAY FOR (kinda) NOTHIIIIIIIING 🎉🎉🎉
August 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
GOT 2024 AND 2025 SEONGHWA BIRTHDAY FOR (kinda) NOTHIIIIIIIING 🎉🎉🎉
My cat is a mastermind manipulator, little dude pretended to be scared to have me pet him to STEAL MY CHAIR
August 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
My cat is a mastermind manipulator, little dude pretended to be scared to have me pet him to STEAL MY CHAIR
I need to stop buying boy papers for my own sanity (and bank accounts)
August 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I need to stop buying boy papers for my own sanity (and bank accounts)
Whatever I post there is automatically a bot liking it wtf
August 19, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Whatever I post there is automatically a bot liking it wtf
Got scammed of 7€ of boys papers I’m so sad 😔 (but I now have a signed Hongjoong PC)
August 19, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Got scammed of 7€ of boys papers I’m so sad 😔 (but I now have a signed Hongjoong PC)
Why tf everyone get so stupid about internet discourse, hunting all of the accounts of someone you dislike and then acting like you’re the good guy, wtf
August 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Why tf everyone get so stupid about internet discourse, hunting all of the accounts of someone you dislike and then acting like you’re the good guy, wtf