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Calamari Suplex🦑
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An old squid who lives right off the coast of NorCal who’s into joshi. If I don't follow you it's not because I don't like you, it's because I really only want joshi & puro content in my feed. I hope you understand.
🚨 Warning: There is someone going around Bluesky right now with the same name & profile but different handles every time. I've blocked 3 of these profiles so far 😠
November 30, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I knew that's what was gonna happen!! Hell fn yeah, Maika's back!!
November 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Fucking awesome!!! LFG Cosmic Angels!! We're still in it!! 👀
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Slowly settling in for the Goddesses of #Stardom Tag Tournament Finals. It's looking like a hossy finals to me. I'm kind of glad that my gals Saori & Poi showed me that they were gonna get busy w/other things before they faded out of the tournament, otherwise I'd be pissed rn 😆 🤼‍♀️🇯🇵
November 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Reposted by Calamari Suplex🦑
Here's the link to purchase tonight's (8pm PST) Goddesses of #STARDOM Tag League Tournament Finals. I think it was about $22 US 🤼‍♀️🇯🇵

International PPV purchase link: intl.stagecrowd.live/3136338615/
Stagecrowd(ステージクラウド)オンライン・エンタテインメント・プラットフォーム
15th GODDESS OF STARDOM ~Tag League Championship Match~ in HAMAMATSU 2025.11.30(Sun) [Open]12:30(JST) [Start]13:00(JST)
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November 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Reposted by Calamari Suplex🦑
JTO have uploaded a lot of their shows from earlier this month, so if you've been missing the Inaba sisters in Tag League you can follow them that way.

There's guests like Ram Kaichow and CoCo popping up along with other roster members, biggest show is on the 9th with two women's title matches.
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November 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Four blocks since I posted this. It didn't even go into any of the main wrestling feeds. Some aedub fans can be sooo weird 🤣
About Collision, it was rough. I was going to post something about some of the wrestlers, but most (not all) of them are fine. My recent gripes seem to have everything to do with TK's creative decisions. IDK, I've been picking & choosing what I watch lately..
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Here's the link to purchase tonight's (8pm PST) Goddesses of #STARDOM Tag League Tournament Finals. I think it was about $22 US 🤼‍♀️🇯🇵

International PPV purchase link: intl.stagecrowd.live/3136338615/
Stagecrowd(ステージクラウド)オンライン・エンタテインメント・プラットフォーム
15th GODDESS OF STARDOM ~Tag League Championship Match~ in HAMAMATSU 2025.11.30(Sun) [Open]12:30(JST) [Start]13:00(JST)
intl.stagecrowd.live
November 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
About Collision, it was rough. I was going to post something about some of the wrestlers, but most (not all) of them are fine. My recent gripes seem to have everything to do with TK's creative decisions. IDK, I've been picking & choosing what I watch lately..
November 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Last yr at the ext family Thanksgiving I was telling the story below & didn't realize that a young woman standing near me was Samantha Hagar, Sammy's youngest daughter. I was pretty embarrassed to immediately find out who she was 🤣

She was there again last night & spent the night talking about him.
Got quite a few, but a couple of my best are:

hitchhiking to high school in 1980 & getting picked up by Sammy Hagar.

Smoking a joint with a totally wasted Harry Dean Stanton & getting him even more wasted.
November 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Happy 18th Birthday to Azusa Inaba!! 🎉🎂
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November 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Gonna fire up day 9 of the Goddess of Stardom tournament this morning and go back into hiding 😁

I'll probably be back online for the Fri & Sat 8pm PST Stardom shows, unless Thursday totally wipes me out.
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Yes, I'm alive...

The cutest & most wholesome thing I've seen this week is the two young girls at the Senjo show. I didn't notice them at first, but as soon as they started yelling "BA-NA-NA!!" they caught my eye. It was so awesome to see the wrestlers acknowledge them. Future joshi right there! 🤼‍♀️🇯🇵
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Sorry, I've got the Novembers (overall a rough mo 4 me) and am going to stay offline in my own depression, rather than posting & having my sads in public.

I'm going to get on some nooj, oz & dg today and try the distraction method 😁 Enjoy the wrestling, my friends!
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The main Actwres girl'Z website is still down (been that way for a week) but AWGnets still works. And they put up AWG Step 66 (2025.11.15) last night, so I'm about to sit down & watch it 🤼‍♀️🇯🇵
November 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Reposted by Calamari Suplex🦑
You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️‍⚧️
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
15 yrs ago today I hit the top of my head on the molding behind the gate in the pic. I was instantly paralyzed from the mouth down & it took 15 minutes for me to even be able to whisper for help. Docs said I was extremely lucky & if I didn't get surgery I could be a quadriplegic with a slight bump.
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Got dang, Big Hash vs Sareee was friggin good!! I heard and felt every single one of Sareee's headbutts 💀
November 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
"Bottum describes it not as an emerging metropolis but as a “village,” a place where artists, punks, queers, and wanderers recognized one another by instinct."

It really did feel that way. I'm going to have to read his book, I'm sure it'll bring back all kinds of memories.
Roddy Bottum: 'It felt like a sense of royalty' to live through SF's alt-rock era - 48 hills
Faith No More and Imperial Teen musician’s memoir 'The Royal We' captures scrappy scene's roots.
48hills.org
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
An interview with FWC about their tour of Mexico #STARDOM #CMLL 🤼‍♀️🇯🇵
怒涛の10戦を完走!葉月とコグマがメキシコ遠征で「忍耐力を鍛えられた」 | プロレスTODAY
【WEEKEND女子プロレス#89】 スターダムの“FWC(フクオカ・ダブル・クレイジー)”葉月&コグマがメ
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November 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I was hoping to wake up & watch Actwres girl'Z, but the 11.14 show isn't up on AWGnets yet. Also, (not really) wishing I was on x to keep up with them. Because I'm a little concerned that I haven't been able to access their regular website on multiple occasions this month, including just now.
November 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
All I needed to hear was Aja yell BAKA! 🤣🤣
#Senjo 🤼‍♀️🇯🇵
November 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Sunday mood 🤼‍♀️
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
About to get going with today's line-up:

Goddess of Stardom Tag League Day 7
Sendai Girls in Korakuen
Collision - the women's tag match only
Forty Niners

Have a great Sunday!!
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I just came across a long wrestling argument thread that was very tiring to read. Who’s got the time & energy for that crap? 😆

btw - I thought both sides had their points, but both were coming in with misinformation as well 🤷🏻‍♂️
November 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM