The “church” was very progressive. They burned men, women, AND children of all groups (just less equally than we would have hoped). I say if time travel becomes a thing we incite a “Burn the clergy! They’re witches!” mantra.

I learned that “I got food poisoning from <X place>” is usually wrong. You probably got it at home 2- 14 days before. This was during ServSafe certification.

It’s unacceptable unless she’s asking the borrow your lighter so she can burn the building down, and wants to give you advance notice.

Bark bark-a-barkbark! Ooooooooo-wooooobarkbaek!

Humans are the worst. And worse than that is they find untold depths of terrible behavior around ANY holiday.

Hank, are you ok?

*BARK BARK BARK! BARKBARKBARKBARRRRRRRRK*