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Watching Magnolia tn with the bestie :D
January 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Watching Magnolia tn with the bestie :D
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Can we make this app feel less like weenie hut jr; I really want to leave Twitter
January 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Can we make this app feel less like weenie hut jr; I really want to leave Twitter
Today is the 7th anniversary of my mom passing away. I miss her everyday.
Wrote about it here:
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Wrote about it here:
open.substack.com/pub/unremark...
December 3, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Today is the 7th anniversary of my mom passing away. I miss her everyday.
Wrote about it here:
open.substack.com/pub/unremark...
Wrote about it here:
open.substack.com/pub/unremark...
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Blue banisters kind of day
November 22, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Blue banisters kind of day
We really don’t make gay guys like Luther Vandross anymore
November 22, 2024 at 5:37 PM
We really don’t make gay guys like Luther Vandross anymore
I have the kind of anxiety only sex could fix
November 22, 2024 at 1:29 AM
I have the kind of anxiety only sex could fix
Weed is ontologically evil
November 22, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Weed is ontologically evil
Bestie having his birthday the same date and time as my wicked tickets ermmm
November 21, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Bestie having his birthday the same date and time as my wicked tickets ermmm
Wednesday.
November 21, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Wednesday.
What the hell give me the olipop I’m not driving
November 20, 2024 at 9:43 PM
What the hell give me the olipop I’m not driving
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Why this look like they’re waiting for Flav to give out the last clock?
November 19, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Why this look like they’re waiting for Flav to give out the last clock?
Wicked having glowing reviews oh yes yes yes
November 19, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Wicked having glowing reviews oh yes yes yes
This is my latest selfie sorry for reposting
☀️Cancer
🌙 Sagittarius
⬆️ Virgo
☀️Cancer
🌙 Sagittarius
⬆️ Virgo
November 19, 2024 at 8:11 PM
This is my latest selfie sorry for reposting
☀️Cancer
🌙 Sagittarius
⬆️ Virgo
☀️Cancer
🌙 Sagittarius
⬆️ Virgo
It’s winter and no one is into horsin around with fat guys
November 19, 2024 at 5:31 PM
It’s winter and no one is into horsin around with fat guys
Just ate a scallion pancake with an egg
November 19, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Just ate a scallion pancake with an egg
Should a dyke and a gay guy try to flirt
November 19, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Should a dyke and a gay guy try to flirt
My therapist when I say I do some hard drugs: everything in moderation 🫶🏽
My therapist when I tell her I’m take bites of weed gummies sometimes:
My therapist when I tell her I’m take bites of weed gummies sometimes:
November 18, 2024 at 5:43 PM
My therapist when I say I do some hard drugs: everything in moderation 🫶🏽
My therapist when I tell her I’m take bites of weed gummies sometimes:
My therapist when I tell her I’m take bites of weed gummies sometimes:
BITCH DUNE PROPHECY IS EVERYTHING
November 18, 2024 at 2:46 AM
BITCH DUNE PROPHECY IS EVERYTHING
Goddamn Maine Chile
November 17, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Goddamn Maine Chile
The borough of Queens is so wide mein herr
November 17, 2024 at 11:42 PM
The borough of Queens is so wide mein herr