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Calad/Tansou Tsukai/Satsumaki🏳️‍⚧️
@calad.bsky.social
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Part of the they/them mafia. p大 enjoyer. If you’ve not read Tai Sui, drop everything and do it now. #残次品 main #CaladFic #CaladArt #CaladMeta

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calad.bsky.social
It’s not been a full month yet, right??Here’s my very late mooncake for the theme of domesticity.

It was Lin Jingheng’s birthday yesterday, which I also didn’t quite make, but better late than never.

#NeonMooncake2025
#残次品
Art of Lin Jingheng in his home office on a call with Turan. He’s looking at an article about the One Eyed Hawk breaking into the Prime Minister’s Office Building again.
November 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
calad.bsky.social
Are you in need of some One-Eyed Hawk shenanigans? Has it been too long since you’ve had a good laugh? Well this fic might just be for you.

Spoilers in the pic so don’t open it if that is an issue.

Chapter 1/16
🖊️The price of comedy
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/70447391

#cancipin #残次品 #Caladfic
Screenshot of the fic on AO3: Rating: General Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: Gen Fandom: 残次品 ｜Can Ci Pin - priest Characters: One-Eyed Hawk, Elizabeth Turan, Lin Jingheng, Lu Bixing, Lin Ran (Can Ci Pin), Lu Guo (Can Ci Pin), Zhanlu (Can Ci Pin) Additional Tags: Humor, Post-Canon, Spoilers Language: English Stats: Published: 2025-09-06 Updated: 2025-09-06 Words: 1,149 Chapters: 1/16 Hits: 0 Title: Hawk's posthumous adventures Author: Satsumaki
September 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
calad.bsky.social
New post top surgery tattoos for trans peeps just dropped courtesy of #NyaightoftheLivingCat
A still from ep 9 of the anime Nyaight of the Living Cat showing a group of people one of whom has red cat paw tattoos on the edge of each pec, covering the nipple area.
September 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
calad.bsky.social
The standee is so shiny!!!! The film reels are so cool!!!
The first page of the book is a bronze textured masterpiece!!!

#liehuojiaochou
Standee of xuan ji and sheng lingyuan Film reel First textured page
September 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
calad.bsky.social
I got my lie huo 2 in the post today!!!

Thank you for doing the give away @hyouka-jiuye.bsky.social!!!! You convinced me to collect the whole series 🤣.

Well done @rosmei.bsky.social, this is beautiful.
A photo of all the lie huo 2 preorder goodies wrapped in original foil. A photo of all the lie huo 2 preorder goodies unwrapped.
September 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
calad.bsky.social
I didn’t make it in time for Lu Bixing’s birthday, but did make it in time for priest’s!

Here’s the 3rd chapter:
📕 Lin Jingheng was never any good at parties
Ⓜ️ Mature
✍️ 19,280 words (46,768 in total)

Wow, that’s kinda long. 🤣

archiveofourown.org/works/562584...

#cancipin #残次品
A screenshot of the chapter on AO3 saying: Lin Jingheng was never any good at parties Satsumaki Chapter 3 Notes: Well that took a hot minute, but I got there in the end. Right in time for pipi's birthday!!! They switch then switch back in this one folks. Enter at your own peril. Also weird mental network/synchronisation sex. Lu Bixing was straddling Lin Jingheng's lap on the couch, arms around his neck, face melting into his shoulder. He was probably drooling into Lin Jingheng's shirt with how boneless the massage was making him feel. The cozy lights of their living room at night were only soothing him further.
June 13, 2025 at 8:35 AM
calad.bsky.social
I’m not too crazy about psypower and psynet. I prefer mental network/strength, but perhaps I’ll get used to it.
A Lin Jingheng pin
June 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
calad.bsky.social
More goodies attached.

I’ve had a good look through the book and I am so grateful to Xiao and Mu for using One-Eyed Hawk instead of Monoeye. That’s been driving me crazy.

I’d love to know why they chose to romanise it as Votto and Ulan.

I guess it’s time for a reread whenever I’ve got a spare sec
The front of the Lu Bixing sticker? The back of the Lu Bixing sticker? The front of the Wolto bookmark The back of the Wolto bookmark
June 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
calad.bsky.social
My copy of can ci pin from @rosmei.bsky.social came on Friday!!!

The matte cover feels so nice!!! It’s very sturdy and generally well put together, but at least one page has a little printing scuff.

There’s a nice postcard too.

#残次品
Front cover of the book Back cover of the book Front of the postcard Back of the postcard
June 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
calad.bsky.social
Part 6 (out of 6) of my translation of the new Can Ci Pin extra “The Lin twins from a parallel world come to visit” is now up at the above link.

If I’ve understood things correctly, Priest just decided that the work that will survive all of us and be remembered into the far future is Minions.

#残次品
From my translation: The adult, both mentally and physically exhausted, stood and left. He decided to dig out and annihilate the breeding centre application form that Lu Bixing was planning to submit during the last year of his term in office.
April 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
calad.bsky.social
I didn’t notice Xi Ping’s birthday passing me by on the 06.04!!!

Happy belated Birthday, gremlin!!!

I’ve been working on my designs for him for a while, so I figure I can share one.

I’ve got one for Zhou Ying too.

#taisui #太岁
My character design for Xi Ping from Priest’s best novel, Tai Sui.
April 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
calad.bsky.social
Part 5 of my translation of the new Can Ci Pin extra “The Lin twins from a parallel world come to visit” is now up at the above link!

The Lin twins have the best day ever!

LJH and LBX canonically mess with their food during dinner!

#残次品
A snippet from my translation: Jingheng's tastes had remained unchanged for decades, though normally no one except Jingshu could tell what he liked and disliked. Who would have thought that after reaching his current age, he would become so unexpectedly wilful!
April 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
calad.bsky.social
Part 4 of my translation of the Can Ci Pin extra “The Lin twins from a parallel world” is now up at the above link.

Twin to twin communication 😁😁😁
A snippet from the translation: Instead, the one that started chirping away was Little Jingshu. The little girl's voice flooded the otherwise usually quiet house with sound. "Did you enlist once you grew up? In Dad's unit? I've not seen epaulettes like those before... Is this tiny house your barracks? What great barracks, you can even keep a dog!" Lu Bixing: "......" Lin Jingheng: "....." The two owners of the 'little house' choked at the same time, pierced through by this truly spoilt girl's unintended arrow. ellipsus
March 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
calad.bsky.social
Part 3 of my translation of the new Can Ci Pin extra “The Lin twins from a parallel world come to visit” is now up below Part 2 at the above link.

#残次品
A snippet from the translation saying: In any case, the endlessly eloquent Prime Minister had thus far failed to convince her, no matter the reasoning or evidence presented, that she was currently in "grown up Jingheng's future home", the little brat looked at him like he was a fool. On the other hand, now that the Commander arrived, he only had to stand there grimacing for a moment for Little Jingshu to walk up to him with almost no hesitation! Who could argue with that? Lu Bixing's exhausted smile almost lapsed.
March 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
calad.bsky.social
That was amazing!!! Thanks for your translation as always. I didn’t manage to get everything with my mediocre mandarin. ❤️❤️❤️

One thing that I noticed in my dictionary while trying to read this myself was that the kong jun in 空军总司令 has a slang meaning of ‘to fail to catch anything on a fishing trip’.
A screenshot of my dictionary showing the definition mentioned in the skeet.
March 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
calad.bsky.social
Part 2 of my translation of the new Can Ci Pin extra “The Lin twins from a parallel world come to visit” is now up below Part 1 at the above link!

We learn that LJH has been a fake ass motherfucker that blows shit up since he was at least 6.

#残次品
A snippet from Part 2 of the Can Ci Pin extras I’m translating: The little boy blinked his big grey eyes at the stranger before him and asked, in his childish voice, whether it would perhaps be possible for him to help them. Prime Minister Lu's IQ stat was instantly dropped to zero, and he found himself almost suffering an embarrassing defeat to the enemy team's strategy.
March 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
calad.bsky.social
My Weilan prompt for #neontangyuan2025 was turned into a lovely fanfic by goldenhour (highwayarchive). ❤️❤️❤️❤️

I am so happy!!!!

Please give it some love Weilan nation!

archiveofourown.org/works/63536215

#guardian #镇魂
A screenshot of the fanfic on AO3 saying: Characters: Zhao Yunlan, Shen Wei (Guardian), Guo Changcheng, Da Qing (Guardian), Original Characters Additional Tags: Neon Tangyuan: Modern Danmei Exchange 2025, 5+1 Things, Canon Compliant, Canon Related, Established Relationship, Zhao Yunlan Being Zhao Yunlan, Shameless Zhao Yunlan, Fluff and Humor, Romantic Fluff, Comfort Reading Language: English Collections: Neon Tangyuan: Modern Danmei Exchange 2025 Stats: Published: 2025-03-02 Words: 5,451 Chapters: 1/1 Hits: 5 Persistence makes the man goldenhour (highwayarchive) Summary: Five (failed) attempts by Zhao Yunlan to gain access to Professor Shen's classes, and one in which Shen Wei finally gives in to his boyfriend's foolish desire.
March 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
calad.bsky.social
What is this poster in Dixing’s only bar??? I can’t resolve the hanzi well enough between the font and low resolution to read this.

Daqing, is that you???

#guardian #镇魂
A still from the C drama Guardian showing Zhao Yunlan facing the black cloaked emissary in Dixing’s only bar. There’s a poster with a fat black cat on it in the background. A zoom of the poster with the fat black cat.
February 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
calad.bsky.social
Yezun has been deadass staring at the three Hallowed Artefacts for like 5 minutes before noticing the fourth wasn’t there.

No one taught this poor little meow meow how to count 😢😢😢

#Guardian #镇魂
A still from the C drama Guardian showing the three Hallowed Artefacts floating midair. A still from the C drama Guardian showing Yezun finally noticing the missing one.
February 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
calad.bsky.social
Oh Jesus, the dinosaur, essential oil and robot lab is also in charge of IT. And they have like 3 employees tops. No wonder things go so wrong.

#Guardian #镇魂
A still from the C drama Guardian showing Li Qian telling Changcheng’s uncle that “all the passwords in the DOS…” continued on 2nd pic. A still from the C drama Guardian showing Li Qian telling Changcheng’s uncle that “originate from the lab.”
February 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
calad.bsky.social
#neontangyuan25
#Lulin
#残次品
#CaladArt

For @cygnari.bsky.social

Prompt: The Defectives: Lin Jingheng and Lu Bixing against a backdrop of stars

Enjoy!
Fan art of Lin Jingheng and Lu Bixing on a backdrop of starts. They’re both sitting against a wall and unhappy.
February 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
calad.bsky.social
📝 Fei Du's List of Treasures formerly known as the Balance Book
🔞Explicit
✏️ 13,665 words

Qixi was fast approaching and Fei Du wanted to surprise his shixiong. Not everything went according to plan, but the lingerie was definitely a success.

#neontangyuan25
#Zhoudu
#Modu
#SilentReading
A screenshot of the AO3 page for the fic. Characters: Fei Du (The Light in the Night), Luo Wenzhou, Táo Rán, Láng Qiáo, Mu Xiaoging, Xiao Haiyang Additional Tags: Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Unprocessed Trauma, Praise Kink, Lingerie, Post-Canon, Canon Compliant Language: English Collections: Neon Tangyuan: Modern Danmei Exchange 2025 Stats: Published: 2025-02-12 Words: 13,665 Chapters: 1/1 Hits: 0 Fei Du's List of Treasures formerly known as the Balance Book. Satsumaki Summary: Qixi was fast approaching and Fei Du wanted to surprise his shixiong. Not everything went according to plan, but the lingerie was definitely a success.
February 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
calad.bsky.social
Most people can win an argument with a tree, Li Lun.

#fangsoffortune
#大梦归离
#dmgl
A still from the c drama ‘fangs of fortune’ showing Li Lun praising Wen Xiao (aka the Baize goddess) for her answer to his question.
February 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
calad.bsky.social
Amazing as usual. I followed you on Twitter and loved seeing your ardyns but somehow my swap over to Bluesky missed your account. So glad someone on my tl reposted this so I could follow you again.

I look at this keychain from you most days and it makes me smile. Hope we both get a new job soon.
A photo of an Ardyn bust keychain I bought from metty’s etsy. It’s beautiful.
January 31, 2025 at 4:03 PM
calad.bsky.social
Shen Wéi, I mean Wēi, has only known Kunlun for 2 days but he is so distraught to find out he’s going away. Truly love at first sight.

#Zhenhun #镇魂
A screencap from the c drama Guardian showing the young Shen Wei in distress upon finding out Kunlun will soon leave him.
January 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM