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cal
@cal-q-l8r.bsky.social
(he/him) pop culture and meme enthusiast.
Watched three movies in a row yesterday. Life could be so simple if capitalism didn’t exist.
December 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Evergreen skeet
July 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.
June 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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It’s Pride Month, we don’t have time for transphobia…
June 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Had to talk to my doctor’s office 3 separate times today
April 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
You want some Turkish delight babes?
Charli XCX is being eyed to play the White Witch in Greta Gerwig’s Narnia movie on Netflix, DEADLINE reports.
March 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Queened out with my bestie at the Rebecca Black concert (got to meet her afterward) and I have a long weekend ahead. We are so back
March 6, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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🗡️🗡️🗡️
November 12, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Driving around my neighborhood looking for parking, only to have to fight with churchgoers for a spot is my villain origin story
February 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Who needs the gym when you can just spend 20 minutes trying to wrestle your duvet back inside the cover after washing it
February 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Watching Beyoncé finally win Album of the Year like
February 3, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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“Trans people are not invisible. Trans people deserve love. The queer community deserves to be lifted up. Music is love, thank you.”

— Lady Gaga while accepting Best Pop Duo Performance at the #GRAMMYs
February 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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we’re gonna get executed behind an abandoned Party City by complete fucking dorks
January 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Watched Memento for the first time and now I’m just annoyed
January 20, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Returning to work tomorrow after having almost 3 weeks off
January 6, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Now on day two of fighting a cold 😒
Sat on the tarmac for an hour. Received no apology or anything from the crew. Walked the entire length of the airport to get to baggage claim. Then waited another half hour to get my bag. And I feel like absolute garbage. Time to sleep for 10 hours.
December 28, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Flight home was 45 minutes late and now we’re sitting on the tarmac waiting for the gate to clear so we can get off. Y’all ain’t got other gates open?
December 27, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Christmas spirit at an all time low this year. Barely listened to any Christmas music, haven’t watched my usual lineup of holiday films…vibes are off
a grinch is sitting at a table with a sign that says grinch on it .
ALT: a grinch is sitting at a table with a sign that says grinch on it .
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Haven’t been at my mom’s house for 24 hours and I already miss my apartment
December 19, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Me just now to the spider that somehow found its way into my apartment
a woman in a red dress is standing in front of a sign that says " gut "
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media.tenor.com
December 15, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Package I ordered says it was delivered, yet it’s nowhere to be found. Now I have to wait 48 hours before I can get a replacement/refund from j*ff bozos
a close up of a woman 's face with curly blonde hair .
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media.tenor.com
December 3, 2024 at 5:11 AM
November 28, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Achieved the pinnacle of physical health aka consumed one Liquid IV packet
November 26, 2024 at 2:14 AM
How it feels trying to curate my feed on here after being on twitter for more than a decade
November 17, 2024 at 6:12 AM