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The Cake Crusader
@cakecrusader.bsky.social
Everything we make is from scratch using local, seasonal ingredients when possible.

Wherever there are preservatives, you will find us.
Wherever there are hungry vegans, we’ll be there.
Wherever flavor Is threatened, you will find
THE CAKE CRUSADER
These things die in the heat, the cold, snow, rain, sleet. You know the opposite of the postal service motto? CYBERTRUCKS
February 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
MFer thinks he's Oprah. "YOU get a tariff, and YOU get a tariff, and YOU get a tariff! EVERYBODY GETS A TARIFF! TARIFFS FOR ALL!!!"
February 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I swear to god, every time this man opens his mouth he should get hit in the face with a shovel ala Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
a man with a beard wearing a helmet and a red coat is standing in front of a mountain .
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a helmet and a red coat is standing in front of a mountain .
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February 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
JFC why does that look like Christopher Walken?😮
a man standing in front of a wooden fence with the outlaws written on the bottom
ALT: a man standing in front of a wooden fence with the outlaws written on the bottom
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January 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Dear God! KEEP HIM AWAY FROM THE COCAINE!!! Cuz, y'know, he's a bear.... I'll see myself out.
November 12, 2024 at 3:18 AM