As a not-very-devout catholic, I think he exemplifies what Christians *claim* to be, but overwhelmingly fail to be - and all while *not* trying to pull the whole Christian Nationalist horseshit.

I swear we're not all stupid. Only *mostly* stupid.

Dear Laura,

I say this will all due (dis)respect: fuck you.

Sincerely,

The ass YOU can kiss

A century of ally building, and one idiot ruins it.

Aaaany day now, those "GROSS-ER-IES" prices will come down...

But - and hear me out here - but what if they DID?

I'm so sorry to point this out, but I think you misspelled "a douche canoe".

Imagine telling actual astronauts that they don't know whats going on with NASA and the mission(s) they've flown.

What an absolute douche canoe. Proof that being rich doesn't mean you're intelligent.

He lacks the depth and warmth to be called that.

Douche canoe is my go-to.

As a teen/YA of the 90s, this hit me. Everything back then was expressive. Everything was still done by imagination and duct tape. Practical effects still existed. Hand-drawn animation still existed. Music was powerful. Lately?

Young people need reality, and the trend of "effortless" needs to go.

The irony is so heavy that the anvils ordered by Wile E. Coyote from ACME are featherweights in comparison.

Oh, and the cartoons were far less ridiculous than this.

If true (not saying it's not, I just don't know for a fact) then that statistic needs to be screamed from the rooftops by people with big voices.

Wait. Holup. Record production? How could that be possible when I've been told for 4 years that Biden "shut down production"? Surely there's been a mistake.

BTW, MAGA folks, that's called sarcasm. Had to make sure you didn't confuse it with "groceries" or "DEI".