I just saw a recipe for a "breakfast salad," and it's exactly what you're imagining, and I fear I will never recover.

Adulthood is buying a new stove because you've put it off forever, only for your dryer to die the next day.

There's something so strange about knowing I'm responsible for teaching a class of college students as I roll up to the parking lot with my speakers blasting DON'T TRUST A HO, DON'T TRUST ME

This week I impulsively applied for my city's FRINGE festival.

having one of those days where I'm wondering if I should start hiding vegetables in my foods ala Jerry Seinfeld's wife in 2007.

Q to my Editors out there: when looking at clips on someone's website, would you prefer PDFs, links, or just a link off-site to something like Contently?

TIL there are clown commandments, if you are a professional clown.

A one-word horror story: "We'll make you your email--we use Outlook."