I try to maintain a level that requires everyone to ask me "what?" after I say anything.

I can only write my first name in cursive. I hate having to sign anything. It reminds me how much it was stressed to me as a child that I will always use cursive. We dropped it literally the next school year. Which is sad because I really like the look of cursive writing. Just not mine.

The cat washi tape. I need it.

Seems their priorities are all in line. 😌

I never get suspended because I have perfected being the most boring person ever and fly under everyone's radar.

Damn, Bluesky is really bringing out the magnify glass to find that boob. 😆

I need that Young Frankenstein tie.

I'm just picturing little group meetings of them trying to one up each other on weird hotel showers.

I really want to see the mind behind half of these weird ass showers. Like what hoops do you have to jump to land here.

I feel like waddling around doing baby things sums up like everything I do in every game I play. Especially when compared to everyone else.

This actually would have been very handy when I was out riding with friends. We were just supposed to drive to one town over. Instead, we ended up taking a wrong turn and making our way towards Memphis in the middle of the night.

Damn, that view is gorgeous!

Damn, I remember playing the hell out of Left 4 Dead.

I just had this realization earlier this year. Bought a small tube of shaving cream just to try it out, and it's blown my mind how I have never used it until now. It leaves me feeling so soft. I have just been so used to buying the aerosol cans of it.

Reminds me of how Cairo, Illinois is pronounced. 😆

I'd like to see him too! I'd like to get his take on what it's like playing a complicated character like Illario.

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Oh hell yes. They way my mother and grandmother taught me is hands down the best. Its ruined all other potato salads for me. 😆