Yep- the bogus summer reading list from the Chicago Sun Times is real. Here I am with it from a few minutes ago.

(Support your local library!!)

I would watch 10 seasons of a "Mission: Impossible"-style TV show in which a crack team perfectly executes high-risk extractions of dogs who have terrible owners. The end credits could be filled with pix of the dogs with their new, wonderful people. If a cartoon, the team could all be dogs, too.

ok andrew