this week i may finally have sex with a man I wanted to bang all the way back when I lived on the gold coast and it's honestly perfect timing bc i am trying to fuck someone out of my system and this dalliance could offer the perfect distraction!!!

IT IS 6:30AM AND I AM IN A MAN'S BED CRYING OVER THE LETLIVE TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT WHILST THIS MAN IS PASSED TF OUT BESIDE ME AND I AM TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH WHAT IS MY LIFE

some motherfucker brought a maccas chicken burger onto this flight and it is ALL I CAN SMELL i have never been so rabidly ravenously hungry for a specific food item this is cruel and unusual torture oh my god i am so annoyed

Things I spend too much time thinking about at work: who is responsible for the bangers on the amcal radio playlist and how do I let them know they are solely responsible for holding the last slivers of my sanity together most days

took some phernergan before bed last night bc my sinuses were playing up and it absolutely wrecked me 😂 functioning is a whole struggle this morning oh my goodness hahaha