Character "sheet", thanks autocorrect
December 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Character "sheet", thanks autocorrect
I already feed my players snacks. They'll take the rusty scimitar from that goblin corpse and like it.
December 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I already feed my players snacks. They'll take the rusty scimitar from that goblin corpse and like it.
My rain garden loves it. My wet feet hate it.
December 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
My rain garden loves it. My wet feet hate it.
Sheep are insane.
September 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Sheep are insane.
You CAN wear bras.
Instead you chose violence.
*pushes [women's shapewear] lever to MAX*
THIS MEANS WAR
Instead you chose violence.
*pushes [women's shapewear] lever to MAX*
THIS MEANS WAR
September 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
You CAN wear bras.
Instead you chose violence.
*pushes [women's shapewear] lever to MAX*
THIS MEANS WAR
Instead you chose violence.
*pushes [women's shapewear] lever to MAX*
THIS MEANS WAR
Right. He refers to "we" at Longmeadow a lot and they are the "we". Not, like, him and his family.
April 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Right. He refers to "we" at Longmeadow a lot and they are the "we". Not, like, him and his family.
Monty has a team of gardeners they never show on air.
April 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Monty has a team of gardeners they never show on air.
u n d e r s t a n d a b l e
April 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
u n d e r s t a n d a b l e
Halfling's Lucky saved my skin multiple times upcasting this. Absolutely devastated the DM's morale.
April 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Halfling's Lucky saved my skin multiple times upcasting this. Absolutely devastated the DM's morale.
I own several copies of book and have poc friend. Let me tell you about black struggles...
March 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I own several copies of book and have poc friend. Let me tell you about black struggles...
I think fish goop backyard events are normal here. My yard smells like literal shit right now after fertilizing, and my neighbors were hosting a kids birthday party with no mention of it.
March 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I think fish goop backyard events are normal here. My yard smells like literal shit right now after fertilizing, and my neighbors were hosting a kids birthday party with no mention of it.
You'll feel great once we pull that old bike out of your head.
March 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
You'll feel great once we pull that old bike out of your head.
A very dickwarming statement. ❤️
March 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
A very dickwarming statement. ❤️
We have more than one party?
March 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
We have more than one party?
I retract my previous statement.
Clearly this is your fault.
Clearly this is your fault.
March 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I retract my previous statement.
Clearly this is your fault.
Clearly this is your fault.
It's nice that when you advocated for yourself, they actually admitted to fucking up. Mine will gaslight me into thinking I fucked up somehow.
March 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
It's nice that when you advocated for yourself, they actually admitted to fucking up. Mine will gaslight me into thinking I fucked up somehow.
Can't lose what you never had!
March 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Can't lose what you never had!
Only to find out later, when you and your entire family are toads, that the deer was an ancient bog witch. Woof, what a week.
March 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Only to find out later, when you and your entire family are toads, that the deer was an ancient bog witch. Woof, what a week.
I mean, it's not like Dems are reliably good anyway. We're living in a very tragic comedy.
March 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I mean, it's not like Dems are reliably good anyway. We're living in a very tragic comedy.
Using genocide by Zionists to lift an antisemitic platform is foolish. If your ideology is sound, then all Americans are MAGA because Trump is the president. Idiot.
March 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Using genocide by Zionists to lift an antisemitic platform is foolish. If your ideology is sound, then all Americans are MAGA because Trump is the president. Idiot.
That dude is forever in my discover feed. Did he fund this or something?
March 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
That dude is forever in my discover feed. Did he fund this or something?
What's twitter? An alt-right dating app?
March 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
What's twitter? An alt-right dating app?