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I went tubing today and was immediately reminded that I am no longer 16. My entire body hurts.
July 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I went tubing today and was immediately reminded that I am no longer 16. My entire body hurts.
Love Island needs more dad bods
June 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Love Island needs more dad bods
Please don't Ask me how many things just fell in the toilet
June 15, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Please don't Ask me how many things just fell in the toilet
Why do I always have to pee right after I paint my nails?
June 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Why do I always have to pee right after I paint my nails?
A delivery window of 8am-5pm should be illegal
May 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
A delivery window of 8am-5pm should be illegal
Drinking wine, playing silly games on my phone and dissociating.
April 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Drinking wine, playing silly games on my phone and dissociating.
For some reason international delight partnered with Netflix to make this monstrosity. Of course I bought it.
April 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
For some reason international delight partnered with Netflix to make this monstrosity. Of course I bought it.
Is it really a party if I haven't gone on a 20 minute rant about Jonestown?
March 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Is it really a party if I haven't gone on a 20 minute rant about Jonestown?
Last night I dreamt I got a giant Shrek back tattoo. That is all.
March 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Last night I dreamt I got a giant Shrek back tattoo. That is all.
The mood is "cute but grumpy"
February 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The mood is "cute but grumpy"
Buying myself summer clothes because February sucks.
February 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Buying myself summer clothes because February sucks.
I'm drunk, and just got home from a friend's birthday party. That isn't going to stop me from trying to watch an episode of CSI before bed tho. It's become a ritual.
February 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I'm drunk, and just got home from a friend's birthday party. That isn't going to stop me from trying to watch an episode of CSI before bed tho. It's become a ritual.
Sporty Spice WAS the best spice girl.
February 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Sporty Spice WAS the best spice girl.
The culprit
February 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The culprit
Every time Winston (my dog) destroys something in our house: "well at least that was free leftovers from a photoshoot" (pillows, blankets and carpets)
February 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Every time Winston (my dog) destroys something in our house: "well at least that was free leftovers from a photoshoot" (pillows, blankets and carpets)
Watching Gladiator II and I'm just reading up on the real historical facts on Wikipedia during the violent scenes. 🤓
February 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Watching Gladiator II and I'm just reading up on the real historical facts on Wikipedia during the violent scenes. 🤓