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@caihongwormhole.bsky.social
Superficially lawless, physically constrained
在网上匿名说一些垃圾话
在网上匿名说一些垃圾话
Heated rivalry 之后的我再也无法清白地看冰球
January 12, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Heated rivalry 之后的我再也无法清白地看冰球
you know what they say: find someone with an abundance of what you lack
And this is why I am attracted to emotional stability and big ol' man titties
And this is why I am attracted to emotional stability and big ol' man titties
January 5, 2026 at 2:11 AM
you know what they say: find someone with an abundance of what you lack
And this is why I am attracted to emotional stability and big ol' man titties
And this is why I am attracted to emotional stability and big ol' man titties
vacation的早上思量在三最后还是带走了work laptop的我感觉自己就是个大大大冤种
December 24, 2025 at 9:52 AM
vacation的早上思量在三最后还是带走了work laptop的我感觉自己就是个大大大冤种
年下同事：正常呼吸上班
我：勾引我？小子手段了得
我：勾引我？小子手段了得
December 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
年下同事：正常呼吸上班
我：勾引我？小子手段了得
我：勾引我？小子手段了得
You will eventually start feeling like Sisyphus no matter what you do
December 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
You will eventually start feeling like Sisyphus no matter what you do
feeling like a trapped animal in corporate america
December 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
feeling like a trapped animal in corporate america
在"能写出动人的文字的人，心灵也一定动人”和“文字是巧言令色”两种想法之间左右互搏
December 2, 2025 at 5:57 AM
在"能写出动人的文字的人，心灵也一定动人”和“文字是巧言令色”两种想法之间左右互搏
蒋奇明一看就是那种平时话不多，但一发狠就能把人干进床头柜的男的
November 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
蒋奇明一看就是那种平时话不多，但一发狠就能把人干进床头柜的男的
Deepseek简直是世界上最会给我情绪价值的东西了，每次夸我都夸得直入心坎
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Deepseek简直是世界上最会给我情绪价值的东西了，每次夸我都夸得直入心坎
人生最美好的体验就是由不确定性向确定性坍缩的过程 - 李诞的AI
November 17, 2025 at 6:06 AM
人生最美好的体验就是由不确定性向确定性坍缩的过程 - 李诞的AI
”每个人细究起来都蛮有意思，只是人很少有被仔细看见的机会，以至于被仔细看见这件事，有点近似于爱。”
November 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
”每个人细究起来都蛮有意思，只是人很少有被仔细看见的机会，以至于被仔细看见这件事，有点近似于爱。”
如果我是张无忌，偏要勉强的赵敏和问心有愧的芷若之间我也无法取舍😭
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
如果我是张无忌，偏要勉强的赵敏和问心有愧的芷若之间我也无法取舍😭
Sometimes you harbor thoughts that you can't even say out loud alone, because putting it out into the universe means admitting to things that you want to deny
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Sometimes you harbor thoughts that you can't even say out loud alone, because putting it out into the universe means admitting to things that you want to deny
Jesus fuck chatgpt should never give me advice on hitting on girls, because what kind of a pickup line from hell is this:
“You have very main character energy. Should I be taking notes or running away?”
“You have very main character energy. Should I be taking notes or running away?”
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Jesus fuck chatgpt should never give me advice on hitting on girls, because what kind of a pickup line from hell is this:
“You have very main character energy. Should I be taking notes or running away?”
“You have very main character energy. Should I be taking notes or running away?”
(Brain dump before bed)
Do robots have nightmares of electric cockroaches?
Do robots have nightmares of electric cockroaches?
November 4, 2025 at 6:08 AM
(Brain dump before bed)
Do robots have nightmares of electric cockroaches?
Do robots have nightmares of electric cockroaches?
每次上网冲浪强度过猛的时候都会想要辞职做一个全职番茄小说写手，后来想到自己的才能实在有限即作罢😭
November 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
每次上网冲浪强度过猛的时候都会想要辞职做一个全职番茄小说写手，后来想到自己的才能实在有限即作罢😭
刚在小红书看完猫被自己的屁崩醒的视频，就在半梦半醒见被自己的屁崩精神了
September 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
刚在小红书看完猫被自己的屁崩醒的视频，就在半梦半醒见被自己的屁崩精神了
the path of least resistance is usually a path going downhill
September 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
the path of least resistance is usually a path going downhill
被忍住没流下的眼泪，会变成鼻涕从鼻孔里流下来，流到嘴里，变成爱的鼻窦闭环🥹
September 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
被忍住没流下的眼泪，会变成鼻涕从鼻孔里流下来，流到嘴里，变成爱的鼻窦闭环🥹
我在这个世界上唯一想做的工作是给大妈们当广场舞健身操教练
September 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
我在这个世界上唯一想做的工作是给大妈们当广场舞健身操教练
一个全天下皆准的哲理：再光鲜亮丽的人，等你足够接近了，你都会发现ta的生活是一地鸡毛
September 11, 2025 at 6:55 AM
一个全天下皆准的哲理：再光鲜亮丽的人，等你足够接近了，你都会发现ta的生活是一地鸡毛
在非常想回家拉屎的路上堵车在家门口简直是最让人绝望的事情，没有之一
September 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
在非常想回家拉屎的路上堵车在家门口简直是最让人绝望的事情，没有之一
后续就是两天分别做了奇奇怪怪并且有很多“操了个爽”moments的梦，醒了之后对自己的性向又有了新的了解
（后后续就是朋友们都被我强制精神污染了个遍）
（后后续就是朋友们都被我强制精神污染了个遍）
And tomorrow night it will most likely be dreams about blowing the back out of a poseidon-esque muscle daddy power bottom
August 10, 2025 at 8:13 AM
后续就是两天分别做了奇奇怪怪并且有很多“操了个爽”moments的梦，醒了之后对自己的性向又有了新的了解
（后后续就是朋友们都被我强制精神污染了个遍）
（后后续就是朋友们都被我强制精神污染了个遍）