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🚫 sarcasm.
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Anti-fascist 🐧

Spirituality, science, software eng., founder, games, design, style, nature, sci-fi, health, cooking, relationships, writing, etc. Grower of 🍅

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July 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
🤨 funny how people change when they get power.

“Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.”
July 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Or the dogs.

DOG: SOMEONE WALKED BY THE HOUSE! HEY YOU!! GET OUTTA HERE!!! MY YARD!!!! THIS IS MY YARD!!!!!
May 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Restecp 👊 😎
May 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Too late. I blocked them preemptively.
May 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I don’t want to say that I told you so, buuuuut….
May 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Bkz the idea wouldn’t leave my mind….

You’re welcome, world 😎👍
May 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Kayaking in Florida is one of the dumbest ideas I’ve ever heard 🙄

Ever heard of alligators?

Do you know how easily an alligator can tip over a kayak?

So dumb.
May 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
🤔 That’s weird.
May 8, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I don’t know if this is true, buuuuut if it is 😆😂🤣
May 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Are we just not gonna talk about how absurdly long that tie is? 🤡

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May 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
That’s what I’m talking about 🙌 😎
May 3, 2025 at 3:56 AM
🤷‍♂️ I mean, right?!?

www.instagram.com/p/DI2su25tBp...
April 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
This 😐
April 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
April 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
April 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Publicly laughing and joking about insider trading. I love it. Looking forward to when they're in jail. I'll go visit them ... to point and laugh.
April 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Could’ve been nice.
April 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
😢 sooooo much.
April 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
This whole Trump-Musk plan has been long in the making:

www.instagram.com/p/DHzZkzCyBwp
April 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
🤔 Ya know, that DOES describe the feeling I have right now 🤷‍♂️
April 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
April 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
😆😂🤣
March 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
😆😂🤣
March 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Apparently, I’m a spoon 🤷‍♂️ Who knew?
March 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM