Caias Ward
@caias.bsky.social
Pro Writer, CDCTP, Master HVACR Tech, He/Him I write working class speculative fiction. Fascists get nothing. Header art by James Denton @jamesdenton.bsky.social
Buy my games.
https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/publisher/4960/talespinner-holdings
Buy my games.
https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/publisher/4960/talespinner-holdings
Watched the recent Shakespeare in the Park performance of Twelfth Night. Was good, especially Peter Dinklage as Malvolio.
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Watched the recent Shakespeare in the Park performance of Twelfth Night. Was good, especially Peter Dinklage as Malvolio.
I am sure it will be most triumphant.
November 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I am sure it will be most triumphant.
This is the sign I am putting up.
October 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This is the sign I am putting up.
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
September 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.
Take 'em up, take 'em out, bring 'em out dead
Shine 'em up, shine 'em up, shine a bald head
One gun, two gun, three gun, four
You're mine, it's all about crime
Onyx! Onyx!
Shine 'em up, shine 'em up, shine a bald head
One gun, two gun, three gun, four
You're mine, it's all about crime
Onyx! Onyx!
September 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Take 'em up, take 'em out, bring 'em out dead
Shine 'em up, shine 'em up, shine a bald head
One gun, two gun, three gun, four
You're mine, it's all about crime
Onyx! Onyx!
Shine 'em up, shine 'em up, shine a bald head
One gun, two gun, three gun, four
You're mine, it's all about crime
Onyx! Onyx!
The movie flat out said the digital world was set in 1999.
August 4, 2025 at 7:17 AM
The movie flat out said the digital world was set in 1999.
*stares in generational trauma*
The blight is upon us. I will have to stop the British from taking my other crops, lest I must leave for distant shores.
The blight is upon us. I will have to stop the British from taking my other crops, lest I must leave for distant shores.
July 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
*stares in generational trauma*
The blight is upon us. I will have to stop the British from taking my other crops, lest I must leave for distant shores.
The blight is upon us. I will have to stop the British from taking my other crops, lest I must leave for distant shores.
TIRED: A klingon warrior becoming a Dahar master.
WIRED:
WIRED:
July 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
TIRED: A klingon warrior becoming a Dahar master.
WIRED:
WIRED:
Hah! My book is already finished!
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*slump* and no one is going to read it anyway...
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*slump* and no one is going to read it anyway...
June 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Hah! My book is already finished!
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*slump* and no one is going to read it anyway...
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*slump* and no one is going to read it anyway...
No kings except buff kings giving advice to a nerdy kid
June 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
No kings except buff kings giving advice to a nerdy kid
I like this pic of him.
His mugshot.
His mugshot.
May 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I like this pic of him.
His mugshot.
His mugshot.
This is a better pic: the felon's mugshot.
May 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
This is a better pic: the felon's mugshot.
This buttery fool tried to quote-skeet me in the middle of the night a week after our interaction as some sort of dunk, after he did a "no, it's the kids who are wrong" to dozens of people while he defended AI, weaponized his ADHD, and attacked disabled people.
Don't let AI rot your brain, kids.
Don't let AI rot your brain, kids.
May 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
This buttery fool tried to quote-skeet me in the middle of the night a week after our interaction as some sort of dunk, after he did a "no, it's the kids who are wrong" to dozens of people while he defended AI, weaponized his ADHD, and attacked disabled people.
Don't let AI rot your brain, kids.
Don't let AI rot your brain, kids.
If you see this, quote with a telepath:
May 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
If you see this, quote with a telepath:
My child was a grumpy child. From 2013.
April 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
My child was a grumpy child. From 2013.
Price of MAGA merch is about to rise since it's not made in the USA
April 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Price of MAGA merch is about to rise since it's not made in the USA
If liberals would accept that you can't brunch your way through fascism they might actually be able to fight against it...
If that were their goal, rather than civility instead of justice.
(now with screenshot because OP detached her post rather than engage in self-reflection)
If that were their goal, rather than civility instead of justice.
(now with screenshot because OP detached her post rather than engage in self-reflection)
March 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
If liberals would accept that you can't brunch your way through fascism they might actually be able to fight against it...
If that were their goal, rather than civility instead of justice.
(now with screenshot because OP detached her post rather than engage in self-reflection)
If that were their goal, rather than civility instead of justice.
(now with screenshot because OP detached her post rather than engage in self-reflection)
This your comment you deleted?
You get to be the arbiter of 'who can't afford the loss' now? How authoritarian of you.
You get to be the arbiter of 'who can't afford the loss' now? How authoritarian of you.
March 21, 2025 at 6:50 AM
This your comment you deleted?
You get to be the arbiter of 'who can't afford the loss' now? How authoritarian of you.
You get to be the arbiter of 'who can't afford the loss' now? How authoritarian of you.