cageyratfish 🏳️⚧️🇨🇦
@cageyratfish.bsky.social
Disabled artist, smalltown fishbum & boat nerd
Transmasc gendervague dirtbag (they/them)
Unceded Nuu-chah-nulth territory
Wild waters, cats, fish, fucking off into the woods
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banner: west coast winter river. Ratfish PFP by Mindy Fraser
Transmasc gendervague dirtbag (they/them)
Unceded Nuu-chah-nulth territory
Wild waters, cats, fish, fucking off into the woods
ALT text = ❤️
banner: west coast winter river. Ratfish PFP by Mindy Fraser
i call it Pink Death. i shouldn't have it at all (sugar) but it's pretty yummy. The Growers Cider company started out just making sparkling apple ciders (my dad called it "poor man's champagne" lol) but now they have all these flavoured ones
December 25, 2025 at 7:09 AM
i call it Pink Death. i shouldn't have it at all (sugar) but it's pretty yummy. The Growers Cider company started out just making sparkling apple ciders (my dad called it "poor man's champagne" lol) but now they have all these flavoured ones
This is a beloved Canadian Christmas Eve tradition, but i feel compelled to point out that the CBC used a photo of the wrong plane. The plane in the story is a DeHavilland DH-100 Vampire
:) #avgeek
:) #avgeek
December 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This is a beloved Canadian Christmas Eve tradition, but i feel compelled to point out that the CBC used a photo of the wrong plane. The plane in the story is a DeHavilland DH-100 Vampire
:) #avgeek
:) #avgeek
That's an easy one. Deciding to keep this deformed trout & have it for dinner, just because it looked weird. Almost cut my finger off, spent several hours in the ER, got 7 gnarly stitches, missed >1 month of prime salmon season. At least the trout was good when i finally got around to eating it
December 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
That's an easy one. Deciding to keep this deformed trout & have it for dinner, just because it looked weird. Almost cut my finger off, spent several hours in the ER, got 7 gnarly stitches, missed >1 month of prime salmon season. At least the trout was good when i finally got around to eating it
Search your first name + "glamour shot"
That's not how i spell my name but i'll take it 😹
That's not how i spell my name but i'll take it 😹
December 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Search your first name + "glamour shot"
That's not how i spell my name but i'll take it 😹
That's not how i spell my name but i'll take it 😹
The passes are pretty snowy. I don't feel too inclined for any scenic drives, though
oop, looks like it's switched back to rain here already
oop, looks like it's switched back to rain here already
December 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The passes are pretty snowy. I don't feel too inclined for any scenic drives, though
oop, looks like it's switched back to rain here already
oop, looks like it's switched back to rain here already
my favourite colour: black 😻
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December 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
my favourite colour: black 😻
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
back in 2004 i think, my ex & i went up there & he bought me a baby monkey puzzle tree for my birthday. i keep thinking i should drive past his house to see how big it's gotten, one of these days. it must be pretty tall by now if it's still alive
December 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
back in 2004 i think, my ex & i went up there & he bought me a baby monkey puzzle tree for my birthday. i keep thinking i should drive past his house to see how big it's gotten, one of these days. it must be pretty tall by now if it's still alive
LOL! real flyboxes tend to be way more expensive (& i'm a cheapskate) so i've been using pillboxes for flies for years. Even chew-tobacco tubs (generously donated by some commercial fishermen whose boat i observed on) & Altoid tins. i've lucked into a few good ones in thrift shops or as gifts
December 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
LOL! real flyboxes tend to be way more expensive (& i'm a cheapskate) so i've been using pillboxes for flies for years. Even chew-tobacco tubs (generously donated by some commercial fishermen whose boat i observed on) & Altoid tins. i've lucked into a few good ones in thrift shops or as gifts
me & aunty on the shorter horse, "Misty" when i was 6 or so. i think i was about 15 when she got the big guy, which would've made Misty at least 18 by then, i think. she eventually turned completely white.
December 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
me & aunty on the shorter horse, "Misty" when i was 6 or so. i think i was about 15 when she got the big guy, which would've made Misty at least 18 by then, i think. she eventually turned completely white.
consider also: the anhinga (one of whose other names is "snakebird") and most herons
December 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
consider also: the anhinga (one of whose other names is "snakebird") and most herons
pretty sure i'm posting from beyond the grave today
December 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
pretty sure i'm posting from beyond the grave today
SUCK IT, BARI WEISS! hahahahaha
December 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
SUCK IT, BARI WEISS! hahahahaha
i'm being blasted by Nagging Rays at the moment
December 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
i'm being blasted by Nagging Rays at the moment
i'm not gonna provide any links but i'm sure a search on that word will yield much ... treasure
geoffrey said it best tho
geoffrey said it best tho
December 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
i'm not gonna provide any links but i'm sure a search on that word will yield much ... treasure
geoffrey said it best tho
geoffrey said it best tho
ICYMI: hot, sweaty, hole-sucking action
December 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
ICYMI: hot, sweaty, hole-sucking action
December 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
There Can Be Only One (h/t @gummyfredo.bsky.social )
Dammit, i missed the 5th anniversary of this epic tweet
Dammit, i missed the 5th anniversary of this epic tweet
December 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
There Can Be Only One (h/t @gummyfredo.bsky.social )
Dammit, i missed the 5th anniversary of this epic tweet
Dammit, i missed the 5th anniversary of this epic tweet
while we're on the subject of French names for things, i just learned last week that "Beurk" is a French name for "yuck" & it made me giggle. Very onomatopoeic
December 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
while we're on the subject of French names for things, i just learned last week that "Beurk" is a French name for "yuck" & it made me giggle. Very onomatopoeic
i'm sorry!!! (that face!) i'll be back soon i promise
December 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
i'm sorry!!! (that face!) i'll be back soon i promise
*everything in the basement starts floating away*
December 22, 2025 at 3:39 AM
*everything in the basement starts floating away*
No "man respectfully holding a chicken" thread would be complete without Lee Pace
December 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
No "man respectfully holding a chicken" thread would be complete without Lee Pace
it's pretty funny. Lawns are bullshit anyway (i'm trying to get rid of mine & bought a scythe in the meantime because i hate adding to all the yard-equipment noise). But you can't escape from the need to vacuum your home
December 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
it's pretty funny. Lawns are bullshit anyway (i'm trying to get rid of mine & bought a scythe in the meantime because i hate adding to all the yard-equipment noise). But you can't escape from the need to vacuum your home
i had a face to face encounter with a pine marten earlier this fall. Magical! Wasn't quick enough (& didn't want to move) to get a photo, but we both stood there for what seemed like a long time just staring at each other before it ran off. The orange chest IS orange!
December 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
i had a face to face encounter with a pine marten earlier this fall. Magical! Wasn't quick enough (& didn't want to move) to get a photo, but we both stood there for what seemed like a long time just staring at each other before it ran off. The orange chest IS orange!
this lovely lady was enjoying that yard this summer before it got dug up
December 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
this lovely lady was enjoying that yard this summer before it got dug up