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The Cafibulator
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30-something wastrel in semi-professional housekeeping and pet care, dad of many cats and video game nerd. he/him
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yell all you want, she won’t try anything
a picture of a white lady that is pointing a handgun at the picture of alexis simpson pointing a revolver to the right in the post above
October 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Thank you for interrupting my own doomscrolling with such fabulous whiskers.
An unsocialized grey/black tabby hiding inside a cat condo from the terror assailing him (me!). His whiskers are moderately okayish and his fully dilated pupils bely his having borne witness to the horrors of ten thousand doomer skeets.
March 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Art of Gloria Estefan & Miami Sound Machine’s 1984 single Dr. Beat.
March 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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I didn’t have ten people to send it to you son of a bitch
A screenshot of the post above in the Discover Feed.
March 17, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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The resplendent Robert Patrick portraying Auggie Smith in Peacemaker. He is quoted as saying: “EVERY MAN SHOULD HAVE SCABIES ONCE IN HIS LIFE.”
March 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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A tabby kitten also investigates what Baby is looking at.
March 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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(Don’t take this as me diminishing you being rightly angry, I absolutely reported a bunch of those posts)

Me reading that account’s replies:
A cat displaying abject terror.
February 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Bam! Got the platinum trophy and am now rank #17 in Rogue Flight.
Picture of my ranking in Rogue Flight (PS5) reading: HIGH SCORE: 707625 HIGH COMBO: 373 GLOBAL RANKING: #17 CAFIBULATOR It’s a deliberate throwback to the days when Let’s Plays we’re done by pointing a camera at your TV, and not because I can’t download the PS App to my outdated phone. Nope.
February 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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just thinkin’ about that mothman statue in point pleasant and its exquisitely sculpted butt
An unseen figure’s hand points to the absolutely immaculately sculpted badonkadonk of the Mothman statue in Point Pleasant, West Virginia. Some nameless but legendary ne’er-do-well has gifted this statue’s thickness with the blessing of a tramp stamp in the form of a temporary sticker.
February 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Like this?
A picture of four types of 5.56x45mm ammunition: dummy, blank, ball, and tracer. This is in reference to the post this picture is replying to. I think ALT text should also be used to explain the jokes contained therein.
February 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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People seem to dislike it when you repost a bunch of stuff without any original posts, so have some cats.
This is a masterwork digital photograph of two cats snuggling with each other: a red Persian named Putty and a grey/brown tabby named Primm. The red Persian is gesturing plaintively.
February 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM