Caffeine Von Byroll❌👑🤡
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Caffeine Von Byroll❌👑🤡
@caffeinevonbyroll.bsky.social
The grumpiness continues until there is enough coffee. Or the US Electoral College is circumvented.
Announcing my candidacy for US President on a Pro-Vax, Pro-Ukraine, and Pro-Democracy platform for 2028 and beyond. Immigrants will be welcome.
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Wait, what? I have practically doubled the number of followers in a weekend? I beg your patience while I follow you all right back.

Glad to be part of the international team! You are all amazing. But in advance, DMs are the new telephone calls. Unexpected ones will be ignored. 😄
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If Donald Trump wants to release the Epstein files, he could just release them, instead of green-lighting the House resolution.

And it's not as if he cares whether he has statutory authority to do a lot of what he's been doing.

But he needs a law for this?
November 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Wow.
"We are hearing the administration say they intend to investigate various Dems who were friends with Epstein. I beg you President Trump -- please stop making this political. It is not about you. Show some class. I voted for you, but your behavior on this issue has been a national embarrassment."
November 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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lordy.
Andrew Johnson — a Jan. 6 rioter who went by "Am🇺🇸rican T🇺🇸rrorist” on Elon Musk’s platform — has been arrested on child molestation charges, with police saying he used the promise of a taxpayer-funded payout from Trump's DOJ to try and keep one of the victims silent.

theintercept.com/2025/11/17/p...
Pardoned Capitol Rioter Tried to Hush Child Sex Victim With Promise of Jan. 6 Reparation Money, Police Say
Pardoned Capitol rioter Andrew Johnson tried to keep a child sex abuse victim quiet with claimed $10 million Jan. 6 reparations, police say.
theintercept.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Republicans have a bill to deport immigrants who attack dogs. Goldman moves to have it renamed to: The Kristi Noem Canine Relief Act
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Q: Do you acknowledge that by voting for this discharge petition today, that's a reversal for you? You could've put this on the floor months ago

MIKE JOHNSON: It's not a reversal
November 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Poster at Speaker Johnson's Epstein press conference this morning. When you're explaining, you're losing.
November 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Jamal Khashoggi. Say his name.
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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“I am traumatized. I am not stupid. You have put us through so much stress, the lockdowns, the halt of these, of these procedures that were supposed to have happened 50 days ago”
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Khanna: "I don't want the DC swamp playing any games. They should pass this in the Senate. They should not amend it ... no amendments, no adding loopholes. Justice is long overdue."
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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REP. @rokhanna.bsky.social : “This is one of the most horrific & disgusting corruption scandals in our country's history... Because survivors spoke up, the truth is finally going to come out and this country is really going to have a moral reckoning. How did we allow this to happen?”
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Massie: "We fought the president, the AG, the FBI director, the Speaker of the House, and the VP to get this win."
November 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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We need your help! But let me explain why:
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Speaker Johnson is already laying the groundwork for massive redactions in the Epstein files. He lies so easily it barely looks like effort.
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Who does this benefit other than the major airline CEOs?
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Khanna: "There should be no buildings named after people in this Epstein class. There should be no scholarships named after them. They shouldn't be enjoying perks of being affiliated w/ corporations or universities. Many of the survivors will tell you some of these people still are celebrated"
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Massie: I think I think the speaker wants to save face. He's going to vote for a piece of legislation today that he's disparaged for four months.
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Q: Speaker Johnson is calling on the Senate to make revisions to this bill because he says it's doesn't adequately protect survivors

MASSIE: That's been a red herring all along. The survivors have always been in favor of this legislation. He's trying to save face.
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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“My sister is not a political tool for you to use. These survivors are not political tools for you to use. These are real stories, real trauma. And it's time for you to stop just talking about it and act. Vote yes.”
November 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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notably, Fox News is not broadcasting the Khanna/Massie/Greene Epstein news conference live. CNN and MS are.
November 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Massie: "There are a thousand survivors. They can't open enough investigations to cover up everything that's in these files."
November 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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“ At just 16 years old, she took a job at Mar a Lago, believing she had secured a dream summer position. But that dream quickly morphed into a nightmare when Ghislaine Maxwell preyed upon her…. They trafficked her”
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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“You are our president. Please start acting like it. Show some class. Show some real leadership. Show that you actually care about the people other than yourself. I voted for you, but your behavior on this issue has been a national embarrassment.”
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Epstein survivor: "Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government still belongs to the American people or to those who prey on them."
November 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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🤯 Russian servicemen in one of the units deployed in southern Ukraine were stripped, beaten, and forced into a pit after refusing to carry out an order.

🔗 united24media.com/latest-news/...
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM