Michael
@caffeinetidalwave.bsky.social
Hi, I like cinema, coffee, and photography
I love my girlfriend
I hate fascists
I love my girlfriend
I hate fascists
My Starbucks barista doodled a frowny face on my cup and also wrote “damn you ugly, Valentine” so happy valentines, I guess 💖
February 14, 2025 at 12:25 PM
My Starbucks barista doodled a frowny face on my cup and also wrote “damn you ugly, Valentine” so happy valentines, I guess 💖
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Wes Anderson's The Phoenician Scheme will be released in theaters on May 30 👀
The cast includes Benicio del Toro, Mia Threapleton, Michael Cera, Tom Hanks, Bryan Cranston, Riz Ahmed, Jeffrey Wright, Scarlett Johansson, Richard Ayoade, Rupert Friend, and Benedict Cumberbatch.
The cast includes Benicio del Toro, Mia Threapleton, Michael Cera, Tom Hanks, Bryan Cranston, Riz Ahmed, Jeffrey Wright, Scarlett Johansson, Richard Ayoade, Rupert Friend, and Benedict Cumberbatch.
February 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Wes Anderson's The Phoenician Scheme will be released in theaters on May 30 👀
The cast includes Benicio del Toro, Mia Threapleton, Michael Cera, Tom Hanks, Bryan Cranston, Riz Ahmed, Jeffrey Wright, Scarlett Johansson, Richard Ayoade, Rupert Friend, and Benedict Cumberbatch.
The cast includes Benicio del Toro, Mia Threapleton, Michael Cera, Tom Hanks, Bryan Cranston, Riz Ahmed, Jeffrey Wright, Scarlett Johansson, Richard Ayoade, Rupert Friend, and Benedict Cumberbatch.
Whenever somebody orders duck or lamb at a restaurant, I'm like "Okay, Henry VIII."
February 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Whenever somebody orders duck or lamb at a restaurant, I'm like "Okay, Henry VIII."
Sex is okay but remember jumping into paintings in Super Mario 64?
January 28, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Sex is okay but remember jumping into paintings in Super Mario 64?
Waiting for Trump to tell me that I can't watch Spanish soap operas in my underwear.
January 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Waiting for Trump to tell me that I can't watch Spanish soap operas in my underwear.
Aliens would save a lot of time studying us, if they just visited our Walmarts.
January 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Aliens would save a lot of time studying us, if they just visited our Walmarts.
One of my biggest fears is being seen purchasing toilet paper by a great white shark and then getting eaten by him .
January 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
One of my biggest fears is being seen purchasing toilet paper by a great white shark and then getting eaten by him .
Fed up with fascism.
January 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Fed up with fascism.
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Today is bad. Here’s a whale. I hope it helps.
His name is AP9 “Red” and he is from the southern Alaska resident killer whale population.
His name is AP9 “Red” and he is from the southern Alaska resident killer whale population.
January 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Today is bad. Here’s a whale. I hope it helps.
His name is AP9 “Red” and he is from the southern Alaska resident killer whale population.
His name is AP9 “Red” and he is from the southern Alaska resident killer whale population.
3 coffees 1 soup drop
January 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
3 coffees 1 soup drop