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Ally. Veteran. Antifascist. Former Republican. Populist institutionalist.

Listened to over 5,000 audiobooks so you know I think I know everything.
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Don’t worry, Megan Kelly says it’s OK as long as you are 15
November 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Monica patiently waiting for her turn
November 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Things that sound like satire, but are just the United States You can work full-time and still be homeless You need a GoFundMe to fight cancer Maternity leave is unpaid if you get any School lunch debt is a real thing Billionaires don’t pay taxes
November 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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When we pictured him going down, that is not what we meant
November 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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A second Clinton scandal has hit the presidency
November 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Clown clowning himself
November 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Trump: immigrants are criminals. Republicans: angry face Trump: I fuck little girls Republicans: happy face
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Did not have Trump going down on Bill Bubba Clinton on my 2025 bingo card Talking about Trump sucking bubba’s dick
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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If the Epstein files prove that Bill Clinton raped children, he should go to jail see how easy that was Republicans?
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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MAGA would be so upset. If an email came out that proved Trump helped Epstein cover up the systemic rape of children oh, that happened this morning and they don’t care? Weird.
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Being a guy is crazy because the moment you turned 13 you’re competing with president of United States for girls your age
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Logical
November 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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All the places where Trump is still a pedophile
November 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Grindr-crashing Republicans.
Because of Trump men can be men again
November 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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I really hope this is satire but it’s hard to tell…
Jeffrey Epstein was talking about a different Donald Trump insists White House
November 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Just the Regime DOJ being fascist again.

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Trump DOJ chasing political enemies
November 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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This you?
1 2 3
November 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Mass blackout Black Friday
November 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Then you’re for reliving @schumer.senate.gov from leadership right? Because he will continue to screw us over and over again as long as he has a shred of control.
Chucklefuck strikes again
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Dunce
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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They’re already posting about it. Here’s a few I found.
Trump owns democrats Tim kaine gave Trump a win Dunces
November 10, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Traitors
November 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Promise of a vote
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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What they’re saying about you on the hellsite…

@kaine.senate.gov
Trump owned you
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Yeah? Here’s what MAGA thinks.
Huge win for Trump.
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM