Maggie Grey ☕
@caffeinatedmags.bsky.social
Iced coffee aficionado.
Mine is a computer, a microphone and a thick duvet for sound isolation. I process my vocals to hell so don't need much.
January 3, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Mine is a computer, a microphone and a thick duvet for sound isolation. I process my vocals to hell so don't need much.
Used to do pyro - was fun but not the best pay. Headtorches were an absolute godsend.
January 2, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Used to do pyro - was fun but not the best pay. Headtorches were an absolute godsend.
Just move somewhere with hard water so the uric acid dissolves the calcium carbonate.
a man with a lot of dirt on his face is pointing
ALT: a man with a lot of dirt on his face is pointing
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January 2, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Just move somewhere with hard water so the uric acid dissolves the calcium carbonate.
Frequently collaborates with Spoon God.
January 2, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Frequently collaborates with Spoon God.
Christian rap 😂
January 2, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Christian rap 😂
Perhaps next time you're away, take your stuff and make it permanent.
January 2, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Perhaps next time you're away, take your stuff and make it permanent.
Maybe liven things up with some acrobatics and pyrotechnics, or some spiritually awakening substances. I still wouldn't attend, but some people might.
January 2, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Maybe liven things up with some acrobatics and pyrotechnics, or some spiritually awakening substances. I still wouldn't attend, but some people might.
A big bag of weed is a pretty good inheritance.
January 2, 2026 at 9:24 AM
A big bag of weed is a pretty good inheritance.
I don't have a picture of my appendix.
January 2, 2026 at 7:48 AM
I don't have a picture of my appendix.
I had a Freeserve page. It had pictures of my pets on it and some useless information about me. My parents didn't know anything about the internet other than we had it, but I was a sensible enough 10 year old to know posting personally identifiable information was dumb. I still stay anonymous now.
December 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I had a Freeserve page. It had pictures of my pets on it and some useless information about me. My parents didn't know anything about the internet other than we had it, but I was a sensible enough 10 year old to know posting personally identifiable information was dumb. I still stay anonymous now.
I've stayed far too long because I can't be bothered with application forms. My information is already on my CV, why do you want it again? I accept a CV and covering letter when I recruit.
December 30, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I've stayed far too long because I can't be bothered with application forms. My information is already on my CV, why do you want it again? I accept a CV and covering letter when I recruit.
Someone used mine for a WBAC quote. I keep booking them in every time I get a message.
December 30, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Someone used mine for a WBAC quote. I keep booking them in every time I get a message.
I went dogging once. I didn't actually know it at the time - I'd just pulled into a car park off the beaten track for a rest. Imagine my suprise when a man started peering into the window. He felt awful and explained what usually happened at that car park so I made a hasty exit.
December 30, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I went dogging once. I didn't actually know it at the time - I'd just pulled into a car park off the beaten track for a rest. Imagine my suprise when a man started peering into the window. He felt awful and explained what usually happened at that car park so I made a hasty exit.
Stop trying to put me out of a job! Printer issues are 30% of my workload!
December 30, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Stop trying to put me out of a job! Printer issues are 30% of my workload!
Vicks VapoRub is not safe to eat. When swallowed, the camphor in Vicks VapoRub can cause nausea, vomiting, seizures, and death. Darwinism in action.
December 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Vicks VapoRub is not safe to eat. When swallowed, the camphor in Vicks VapoRub can cause nausea, vomiting, seizures, and death. Darwinism in action.
I'm either sleep deprived or a yet to be diagnosed dyslexic, but I read that as a communist, not ceramicist.
December 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I'm either sleep deprived or a yet to be diagnosed dyslexic, but I read that as a communist, not ceramicist.
I always try codes like 50OFF, 20OFF etc. It worked once so I'm fine with wasting time in case it works again.
December 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I always try codes like 50OFF, 20OFF etc. It worked once so I'm fine with wasting time in case it works again.
Setting the alarks. I don't recall ever staying in a hotel with an alark clock, but if I ever do chaos will occur.
December 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Setting the alarks. I don't recall ever staying in a hotel with an alark clock, but if I ever do chaos will occur.
That's brilliant. I'm so stealing that idea.
December 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
That's brilliant. I'm so stealing that idea.
I miss my 20s too. Playing drunken hide and seek in abandoned buildings was a highlight.
December 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I miss my 20s too. Playing drunken hide and seek in abandoned buildings was a highlight.
I dunno, I know a fair few Dota players and that's not how I'd describe them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I dunno, I know a fair few Dota players and that's not how I'd describe them.
It's, rather verbosely, "the few days between Christmas and New Year". It does not need a name.
December 29, 2025 at 11:43 AM
It's, rather verbosely, "the few days between Christmas and New Year". It does not need a name.
A good deed never goes unpunished.
December 29, 2025 at 11:39 AM
A good deed never goes unpunished.
My money is on Dota.
December 29, 2025 at 11:11 AM
My money is on Dota.
100% agree. My commute is 40 minutes at the moment and that's at the upper end of what I'm willing to tolerate.
December 29, 2025 at 11:08 AM
100% agree. My commute is 40 minutes at the moment and that's at the upper end of what I'm willing to tolerate.