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Kylie 🪬
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🌻 jeremiah 29:11 🌱 recovering perfectionist
😽 30-something tennessee cat lady
🪩 i polish up real nice
👣 #GDTBATH
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So many people in my life have stories that start with “hey Kylie, remember that time we were in the Walmart candle aisle?” And I think that’s beautiful.
The balance between wanting to be an informed citizen and wanting to protect my (hard fought) mental and spiritual peace is….a tenuous one.
January 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I dreamed that I got one of those good ass $40 off $80 Instacart coupons and only realized that it was a dream AFTER I mentally planned out my free groceries and I am: distraught.
January 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Did I join a self-help guru’s manifestation challenge to turn my life around? I absolutely did, and in 2025, I am a YES for abundance, freedom, creativity, peace, wellness, confidence, learning, and expansion! 💗
January 14, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Hard pressed to think of anything that gives me as much joy as being the person to introduce someone to King Curtis.
a young boy is sitting in a room with the words `` chicken nuggets is like my family '' .
Alt: a young boy is sitting in a room with the words “chicken nuggets is like my family”
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November 21, 2024 at 5:01 PM
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just found out posts are called flutters here and that’s so girly pop
November 8, 2024 at 4:33 AM
So many people in my life have stories that start with “hey Kylie, remember that time we were in the Walmart candle aisle?” And I think that’s beautiful.
November 7, 2024 at 7:13 AM
HONEY MUSTARD PRINGLES ARE BACK TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW
November 7, 2024 at 6:46 AM
I finally watched Ariana on Sentimental Men and I loved every second of it—

But now ALL I can think about is who were the two Elphabas she chemistry tested with??! THIS WILL KEEP ME UP AT NIGHT UNTIL 2025.
November 7, 2024 at 6:44 AM
Also, would do crimes for like a gallon of wonton soup rn.
November 7, 2024 at 6:43 AM
Today has been long. And tiring. Mentally revisiting the evening of January 24, 2023, and the most ~me 4 hours I’ve ever spent: ate a donut, saw a Broadway musical, listened to Taylor Swift on the train home, and arrived just in time to see the Heels win. What a night.
November 7, 2024 at 6:42 AM