Amandroid
@caffein8damandroid.bsky.social
History, art, bullshit.
Seeing that one of my YouTube shorts is shared by someone else is so strange.
September 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Seeing that one of my YouTube shorts is shared by someone else is so strange.
Cheating bastard.
September 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Cheating bastard.
Black cats are extra tear-absorbent. Unfortunately, they only let you sob for a few minutes before getting annoyed and walking away.
September 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Black cats are extra tear-absorbent. Unfortunately, they only let you sob for a few minutes before getting annoyed and walking away.
I got an unsolicited picture from someone I haven't spoken to in over a year and I don't even remember the guy. This is almost enough fun for me to try Snapchat again.
August 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I got an unsolicited picture from someone I haven't spoken to in over a year and I don't even remember the guy. This is almost enough fun for me to try Snapchat again.
I want to scream into the void.
Jacques Carpenter can kiss my ass. I hope you're in a gutter somewhere.
Jacques Carpenter can kiss my ass. I hope you're in a gutter somewhere.
June 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I want to scream into the void.
Jacques Carpenter can kiss my ass. I hope you're in a gutter somewhere.
Jacques Carpenter can kiss my ass. I hope you're in a gutter somewhere.
Your girl officially has two regular clients! Granted, one is a friend and the other the family matriarch.
May 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Your girl officially has two regular clients! Granted, one is a friend and the other the family matriarch.
Guess what's on Peacock! 😍
a woman sitting on a chair with her legs crossed
ALT: a woman sitting on a chair with her legs crossed
media.tenor.com
February 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Guess what's on Peacock! 😍
Friend: "Bro, how do you keep attracting these guys?"
Me: "Dude, if I knew."
Friend: "I never swiped on you because you look intimidating. I don't get how you get these."
Me: "YEAH."
Apparently, a 6'3" man found me scary, and I can't meet a sane person within a 100-mile radius. 🤣
Me: "Dude, if I knew."
Friend: "I never swiped on you because you look intimidating. I don't get how you get these."
Me: "YEAH."
Apparently, a 6'3" man found me scary, and I can't meet a sane person within a 100-mile radius. 🤣
February 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Friend: "Bro, how do you keep attracting these guys?"
Me: "Dude, if I knew."
Friend: "I never swiped on you because you look intimidating. I don't get how you get these."
Me: "YEAH."
Apparently, a 6'3" man found me scary, and I can't meet a sane person within a 100-mile radius. 🤣
Me: "Dude, if I knew."
Friend: "I never swiped on you because you look intimidating. I don't get how you get these."
Me: "YEAH."
Apparently, a 6'3" man found me scary, and I can't meet a sane person within a 100-mile radius. 🤣
Well, if that's not the sweetest opening comment, lol.
February 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Well, if that's not the sweetest opening comment, lol.
I'm going to walk into traffic. :D
January 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I'm going to walk into traffic. :D
Fuck off with this.
January 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Fuck off with this.
I got laid because of mentioning @iwriteok.bsky.social and Behind the Bastards. 🥳
January 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I got laid because of mentioning @iwriteok.bsky.social and Behind the Bastards. 🥳
I saw the Last Showgirl tonight. Pamela Anderson was fucking amazing and Dave Bautista is by far the best actor to come out of the WWE, or sports in general.
January 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I saw the Last Showgirl tonight. Pamela Anderson was fucking amazing and Dave Bautista is by far the best actor to come out of the WWE, or sports in general.
And eternity, my friend, is a long fucking time.
January 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
And eternity, my friend, is a long fucking time.
