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Katja
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Call me Kat or Brooke, your pick. Sleepy girl with a soft voice. Voice actress on rare occasion. Floats between Japan and Australia.
This ban is so brain dead, it doesn't exactly work great, as someone who's in Aus part-time.

3 options: credit card, face scan (bypassed with a fucking Woolies paper bag), or ID scan.

And the company facilitating it, KWS, makes it feel like a form of censorship under guise of "for the kids".
December 11, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I gotta get one too, fun times.

Hopefully you can get to the bottom of it
December 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I give it at least another month or two before I gotta do another form to fix this shit
November 28, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I hope everything will be okay.
November 19, 2025 at 12:10 PM
thank you for this, it's so bloody obnoxious and on top of that, kind of painful for my over-sensitive ears.

I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE
October 14, 2025 at 5:26 AM
This ramble only happened because my self image is so warped I have ideals that are physically not possible, unless some deity in the universe decides to grant it to me in my sleep somehow, which I will keep hoping.

For now, that's it. I'm tired, might go take a nap. Have a nice day.
September 30, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Finally, make myself not hate my voice. Could change it, etc. Just model it off of someone I like, I guess, that I'd not mind having, or just make me like my current one.

Silly stuff.
September 30, 2025 at 10:05 AM
The other thing that somewhat coincides with the last one (due to recent health developments) is just keeping my weight below 60kg. It'd be super, super nice to be that small. Now note that my own body standards aren't normal, but eh. It is what it is.

Let me wear size 8 (aus) clothes ffs.
September 30, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Fix my absurd sex organs/hormones is the next one. Everything's just weird, relating to disorders of sex development I have. I just want to be your normal, every day woman. Nothing crazy. It'd be nice to have kids one day, maybe, when things are better.
September 30, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Going by those basics, let's get a bit more in-depth: body sizings.

I'd drop my height from 169cm down to 156-160cm. A bit smaller, but also could fit in smaller spaces. I'd also reduce my chest size a bit, just would prefer something smaller with better bra options and less back pain, ffs.
September 30, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Next, eye colour. Make it grey. Something about that combo seems comfortable and gentle, at least to my eyes. Gentle gaze, calm expression.
September 30, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Firstly, hair. I'd change the consistency, but also make it naturally black. I have a dark brown hair colour already but black just feels more.. right, I guess? I could dye it, but don't want to damage my hair. It's also a bit of work given I'm growing it out for the first time in almost 10 years.
September 30, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Holding out on my iPhone 12 until 26 has more time to cook. I just don’t trust it, and I need this phone to hold out until I can afford to get something new.
September 24, 2025 at 7:48 AM