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Gregg Aronica
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He/Him | Bi Bioware enthusiast | punslinger
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I was trying to figure out why Clawline was not triggering about 10% of the time while in the middle of an intense platforming session in Silksong

It turns out, this necessary platforming tool uses SILK, a FINITE RESOURCE to function 😩
A cute graphic of Hornet firing her needle like a harpoon with a strand of silk attached. The text reads: “Fling the needle as a harpoon and launch forcefully towards it. Silk will be expended. Strike enemies to replenish silk.
September 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Found you in Hollow Knight: #Silksong
Hornet enters a dreary village known simply as “Bone Bottom.”
September 6, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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What TTRPG do SoCal fishermen play?

DUNGENESS DRAGONS
A ginormous crab with dragon claws attacks a mage and a warrior on a rocky outcropping surrounded by treasure.
July 31, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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For all of its faults, Yakuza: Like a Dragon is an absolute treasure of a game
A man wearing a vest and glasses says “Yes, they are. We cant rely on them. I’ve realized something. No one’s gonna protect us but us.” Ichiban Kasuga, a man in a purple suit jacket with popped collar and a tangled mess of a head of hair, says “Yeah, and remember, the fault lies with the deceiver, not the deceived. You did what anyone would do.”
July 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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We continue.
100% completion trophy on PS5 for “Clair Obscur: Expedition 33” entitled “The Greatest Expedition in History”
May 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Rad combat, a cool story, and kickass characters aside, Avowed has the BEST character creator I’ve ever seen.
A man with a braided beard, bright orange eye shadow, massive green eyes, and a cacauphany of mushrooms and plant growths on his head and face chooses only to nonchalantly shrug and say, “Okay.”
February 23, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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Both? Both! Both is good!
January 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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My most unhinged musical take is that “Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark” would have been a 10/10 if it was done in 2009 as a Team Starkid production.
January 5, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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Did I start a new character in FFXIV? Yes

Is his name “J’nathan Bailey”? Also yes
A gorgeously handsome catboy in leather vest and a white, unbuttoned shirt sits extremely sexily while staring off into the middle distance and potentially thinking about how quickly he can be dancing through life.
December 31, 2024 at 4:12 AM
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Me: I’ve had enough of survival crafting games tbh

Also me: DIGGY DIGGY HOLE
Dwarves wielding pickaxes, gear backpacks, and wearing various styles of leather armor overlook the glowing entrance to the Mines of Moria.
December 21, 2024 at 6:01 AM
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No one:

Me: [Letterkenny voice] OOOOOOOHHHHH JONATHAN BAILEY
Gif of Jonathan Bailey in Wicked shimmying and dropping his knees on top of a book during “Dancing Through Life” while everyone around him swoons extremely bisexually.
December 9, 2024 at 5:39 AM
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What is Davrin’s favorite book in the #DragonAge canon?

“Assan-der”
A happy looking young Griffon with grey and white feathers chirps like an absolute goofus.
November 24, 2024 at 5:58 AM
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Replaying Dragon Age 2, everyone has the same realization, Rook.

#DragonAge
A bald elf with Valaslin wearing a grey onesie and a red sash stands with his hands on his hips in front of a grizzled old dwarf with brown hair. The caption reads: “Rook: Your old friend is kind of an asshole, Varric.”
November 19, 2024 at 4:43 AM
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Me, after being burned by Anders in DA2: “I AM NEVER DATING A MAN WHO IS POSSESSED EVER AGAIN.”

Also me: “Lucanis 😍”

#DragonAgeVeilguard
Lucanis Dellamorte in dark blue and purple armor, looking like an absolute Puss’n’Boots snack.
November 3, 2024 at 5:58 PM
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Ghilan'nain and Elgar’nan watching Solas argue with Varric on the other side of the ritual.

#DragonAgeTheVeilguard #DATV #DragonAge #SNL
Chappel Roan and John Mulaney standing like queer icons on the set of SNL.
November 2, 2024 at 8:51 PM
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I just need more games with super serious stories to have absolutely unhinged plot points like being swallowed by a giant mutant worm.
In the grimy blue and orange innards of a worm, Strohl, a man with grey hair and black horns in a stylish beige coat and cravat, muses: “Looks like we’re still inside the belly. I can’t believe this is a question I must ask, but… where’s the… uh, butthole?”
October 21, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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Goro Akechi from P5R transforming into a crow screaming FURSONA send tweet
Goro Akechi in his light side outfit, giving his very best demure smile. Goro Akechi post Loki transformation in the middle of his windup during his ultimate attack.
September 1, 2024 at 2:55 PM
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You’re playing Curse of Strahd. It’s an utterly grueling campaign

As you finally reach the top you see Strahd at his desk

He's shirtless, wearing a red and black mask + black pants. He's reading scrolls

"Checkin my mail checkin my mail DELETE"

Surprise! You're playing "Curse of Strahd Bad"

#DND
Strong Bad sits at a computer, reading his emails.
March 10, 2024 at 3:38 AM
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Honestly at this point I would not be surprised if he released “Zack Snyder’s Cut” of The Ring Cycle
Headline from Kotaku that reads: “Zack Snyder’s Rebel Moon will Have a 5-Hour Long Director’s Cut” - Sub headline says: “You Liked Zack Snyder’s Justice League; get ready for Zack Snyder’s knock-off Star Wars” - there’s an image of Sofia Boutella in a hooded cloak in the rain.
August 24, 2023 at 7:10 PM
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Trump and Giuliani must have sore throats because they broke the
Old school Ricola advertisement with two men on a grassy plain in Switzerland, with the Matterhorn mountain in the background. One of the men is playing an Alpinehorn, the other has his hands cupped to his face, melodically bellowing, “Ricola”
August 16, 2023 at 5:36 AM
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The most unbelievable thing about the world of Baldur’s Gate 3 is that 7 PCs managed to find time in their busy adult schedules to adventure together
Baldur’s Gate 3 promotional image featuring the human Sorceror Wyll with his patron, the human wizard Gale, the gith fighter Lae’zel, the half-elf Cleric Shadowheart, and the extremely sexy vampire rogue Astarion.
August 8, 2023 at 12:25 AM
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Me: I’m not going to romance the sexy vampire man

Also me: Yes of course you can kiss my neck, Astarion
A sexy vampire man with blood-red eyes, pointy ears, pale skin, wild white hair, and a fetching doublet. He’s smiling ever so slightly.
August 4, 2023 at 10:38 PM
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Baldur’s Gate 3 has me continuing my tradition of creating D&D characters with absurd names
A Tiefling Monk with light purple skin, black and purple ram’s horns, and kickin’ punkass makeup with the name: “Grundelbreaker”
August 3, 2023 at 5:57 PM