It could host a couple of jackasses.

"...keep government spending flat..." is so simplistic. What programs are to be limited - Medicare? Food Stamps? Military spending? Veterans care? Those are the big ones. Your strategy attacks the most vulnerable Americans, except of course for the military. What do you want to cut, Dario?

Made a trip from So Cal around the Rockies; my outlying destination was Mt. Rushmore. I drove a rented truck with Arizona (not CA) plates - best beard ever. The cities and college towns showed curiosity, inquiry and even liberalism. Everywhere else was people spouting conspiracy theories. Scary.

I hear that 'boing' twice a day - usually about 3 or 4 a.m!

With blue as the dominant color, the effect is magical, mystical.