The Wealthcare Bill. The No Child Left with Lunch Act. Trickledown Titanic. The Cut & Gut.

I could go on... sadly.

My role model. I’m up to 16, and I thought I was something special.

So true! It's a classic. Turn is on the background every year or so. #masochist

Activia. I could just say yogurt, but that’s far less fun.