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Caerme
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A wordsmith who turns logorrhea into art | 30+ | 🔞 | contains trace amounts of a writing diary | pfp by @barnardraws.bsky.social

My works: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Caerme
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caerme.bsky.social
I saw it making rounds on xitter, so I'm bringing it here 💓

Ask away, if you feel like it, or make it spread :3
A list of 40 questions for fanfic authors, containing questions about their writing process, their favourite time of day for writing, exciting moments, and fears, etc.
October 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
caerme.bsky.social
Oh gods, I finally got back to chapter 5 of NLA, slowly fighting my way through edits of what I wrote 2+ months ago. Life happened, it's still in the works, but there is progress. Sorry to keep you waiting, but... Yeah... Life happens.

I still hope you'll enjoy this little crumb :3

#Ratiorine
“So, now that the issue of the article is sorted to the best of our abilities, what was it that you wanted to tell us?” Kaveh asked, sitting cross-legged on the couch. His eyes sparkled with thinly veiled mischief as he looked from Veritas to Aventurine. “Don't tell me you're already planning a wedding!” He joked, and his eyes widened when Veritas produced a set of envelopes from his inner pocket. “...you're not planning a wedding, are you?” “Why, what's wrong with that?” Veritas' eyebrows jerked up as he handed the envelopes to his friends. “It's been almost a year since we met, right, love? With how fast the world moves these days, that's quite a long time to date one another…” Aventurine knew it was a joke, but his heart still skipped a beat at the casual way Veritas spoke about it, almost as if that was what he really thought. They never talked about it, of course, it was way too early to even bring it up, but… He involuntarily glanced at the set of rings on Veritas' finger. He shoved this dream to the depths of his consciousness; it was dangerous to dream about it, especially now. Especially with the looming threat of Sugilite’s revenge and the upcoming mission to Sigonia, and… and everything. A man could hope, though.
October 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
caerme.bsky.social
Hello! The statue fic is finally up~ I invite you to witness Aventurine's doomed crush on a very handsome statue...

Pairing: #ratiorine
Rated M
Themes: light angst, Dr. Ratio statue, Aventurine has a crush, university AU, Aven isn't a Stoneheart yet

archiveofourown.org/works/72135991

#CaeWrites
A summary of a fanfiction featuring Dr. Ratio's statue and Aventurine as a student A strange noise startled him, and it took Kakavasha a few moments to realise that it was him; it was his own strangled moan, echoing from the empty walls. He blushed and moved his hand, only to cup the marble cheek and lean forward to rest his forehead against the statue's locks. “Mother Goddess, what am I doing…?” He whispered into the darkness. His heart was threatening to leap out of his chest, desire and embarrassment fighting for domination in his mind. Or: Aventurine starts his studies at the University of Veritas Prime and comes across a mysterious statue of a missing professor.
October 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
caerme.bsky.social
So. I did a thing.🫣

Overachiever much, hah? A fic I was writing for the soft Ratiorine weekend ended up an almost 9k monster, so I decided to turn it into a book/zine for the local comic and zine festival I was attending. Do you like how it turned out? :D

The fic is coming to AO3 soon~

#ratiorine
A hand holding a book against a silver backdrop. The cover features Aventurine looking up and gently touching Dr. Ratio statue's cheek. The scene takes place during the night, with rays of moonlight illuminating their faces. A fragment of a fantiction featuring Aventurine kissing the statue of Dr. Ratio
September 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
caerme.bsky.social
Preorders for @aventurinefanzine.bsky.social are in full swing~ we just unlocked the 2nd stretch goal, so I think it's a good moment to share a small fragment of my fic👀

I'm very happy to reveal that we collaborated with @ivoryinteyvat.bsky.social 💓 her illustration made me tear up, it's gorgeous!😭
A fragment of a fic featuring Aventurine eating traditional Avgin birthday meals, reminiscing about his past and the way everything tasted when he was an innocent kid, before the horrors of his life.
September 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
caerme.bsky.social
I was supposed to write a short and sweet fic for soft #Ratiorine weekend...

*9k words later*

...okay, I guess it's not that short anymore... 🫣

But! I'm quite happy with it and I even turned it into a little paperback zine, so yay! Here's a little teaser and my sorry attempt at drawing the cover🫣
A fragment of a fanfiction featuring Aventurine thirsting after Ratio's marble sculpture A fragment of an art piece featuring Aventurine gently touching Dr. Ratio marble statue's cheek, looking up at him from under hooded eyes
September 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
caerme.bsky.social
Hi hi, it's been a while... Work and summer heat kept me away from socials, but I'm slowly coming back 💖

Today I bring you a small thing I'm working on for soft ratiorine weekend. Whether I'll manage to finish it in time, I don't know, but I'll give it my best~

How have you been?💓

#CaeWips
August 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
caerme.bsky.social
Happy yaoi day!

Let's celebrate with a new chapter, featuring our lovebirds being soft and very much in love, pink angry poodles, and a horny journalist trying their best to drag Ratio's name through the mud.
Enjoy!

archiveofourown.org/works/659172...

#goldenratio #aventiorine #ratiorine #aventio
A fic summary, featuring Aventurine being happy and in love with Ratio, but something always has to happen and destroy an idyllic morning they've been having.
August 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
caerme.bsky.social
Our dear Veritas and Aventurine are resting after an intense evening, but the world of gossip never sleeps. While they're tucked together on cloud nine, The Snappy Poodle writers are preparing for battle.

What could've alarmed Kaveh so much? It's not what you think it is. 👀

#CaeWIPs #wipWednesday
A WIP of a fic featuring Kaveh scrolling through news outlets and finding a scandalous article about his dear friend Veritas Ratio.
July 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
caerme.bsky.social
Sometimes I think about my unfinished ZhongXiao AU, inspired by a friend asking me: "how would their relationship look like if Xiao was an archon and Zhongli was a yaksha". I took it a few steps further, I wrote 50k... And never finished. I wish I could finish it, it was good if I say so myself🫣
A WIP of a ZhongXiao fanfiction, in which Xiao is the archon of Mondstadt and Zhongli is the right hand of the king of Liyue. Enemies to lovers, flirting through fighting and falling in love with each other's fighting prowess. All the good stuff~
July 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
caerme.bsky.social
It's been 'only' around 205k words, but we're finally here... Aventurine and Veritas' first time!!!

We have some angst, some kink discoveries and, most importantly, a lot of love and gentleness they both deserve.

Enjoy~

#goldenratio #aventiorine #CaeWrites

archiveofourown.org/works/659172...
July 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
caerme.bsky.social
Happy birthday, Kaveh!🥳

A short story about that one time Haitham saw an Aranara and it changed his relationship with Kaveh forever.

Themes: getting together, mild hurt/comfort, childhood friends, miscommunication

archiveofourown.org/works/67308553

#CaeWrites #haikavetham #Kaveh #Alhaitham
A fic summary: “Creatures?” He asked. “Are you talking about the fungi? They kept their distance; nothing came here.” “No, the forest cabbages! You’re a fungus yourself,” Haitham pouted, causing Kaveh to burst into laughter, followed by a playful nudge. “Why are you hitting me?” “Because you are a fungus. Puffed up like a puffball,” Kaveh laughed merrily and retrieved a textbook from his bag. “Come on, stop sulking. I don't know what you're talking about, but I know the third conjugation is terrible. Conjugate the verb "to have" for me. All ten tenses!” Or: Kaveh can't see Aranaras, but Haitham can. Childhood friends to strangers to friends again, or maybe something more..?
July 9, 2025 at 10:59 AM
caerme.bsky.social
I like my ships vers; I don't understand the war over t/b dynamics. We all have preferences, but ultimately it's just fiction. Let's not fight over fiction.

In NLA Aven and Ratio will be exploring the sexual side of their relationship without penetration. Does the t/b dynamic apply? You decide! :)
A fanfiction WIP featuring Dr. Ratio reflecting upon his lack of sexual experience and the issue of "who should be the top", deciding that he doesn't care and he didn't expect this issue to arise so early in his relationship with Aventurine
June 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
caerme.bsky.social
Still not recovered, but hey! I made it! Chapter 2 is out, featuring the first steamy scene after Aventurine and Veritas got together~

Enjoy :D

archiveofourown.org/works/659172...

#CaeWrites #ratiorine
June 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
caerme.bsky.social
Hello, my lovely people! Sorry for keeping quiet, a nasty sickness knocked me out for the past 2 weeks or so, and I've been slowly recovering and dabbling at the next chapter. It's going to be a small beast... I can't shut up, can I? 🫣 i hope you won't mind, it will be well worth it!

#CaeWips
A WIP screenshot showcasing the word count of the document
June 15, 2025 at 10:53 AM
caerme.bsky.social
Happy Pride, everyone!🏳️‍🌈

On this fine Sunday I bring you our very queer babies, rediscovering the joys of kink after a longer break~

How far they've come, from Veritas thinking he's incapable of love to being smitten by his belove gambler and enjoying this newfound closeness 🥺

#ratiorine #CaeWips
A WIP of a Dr. Ratio/Aventurine fanfiction, showing a kinky scene between the two, with Aventurine protesting an order only to be gently put in his place by Ratio. He asks for a kiss and receives it.
June 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
caerme.bsky.social
Getting together is just the beginning, real work starts when the relationship is already established and you have to navigate the unfamiliar waters.

Follow the story of Aventurine and Veritas exploring this new reality.

Themes: BDSM, hurt/comfort, intrigue, fluff&angst

🔗👇

#Caewrites #ratiorine
A summary of a fic chapter, featuring Dr. Ratio and Aventurine hugging. Aventurine admits he had never made love before and it scares him, even though he had sex many times before, but it was quite a different experience than doing it with someone he loves.
May 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
caerme.bsky.social
Surprise! Chapter 4 of #CursedEncounters is live!🥳 @thefluffygreyone.bsky.social and I have been keeping quiet lately, but we're doing *a lot* behind the scenes, the lore is lore-ing, new characters are joining the cast... It's very much alive~

archiveofourown.org/works/602068...

#Caewrites #OCsky
A chapter teaser for chapter 4 of Cursed Encounters, featuring Wren and Derek talking about what makes a human or a monster
May 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
caerme.bsky.social
It's been almost a year since I posted the 1st chapter of BMTTS. I didn't know if I would ever finish it, it was an experiment to see if I could write and post consistently. And yet, here I am, 187k words later and writing book 2.

Thank you for your amazing support for BMTTS!🥺💓

#ratiorine #Caewips
A fragment of a fanficrion featuring Dr. Ratio and Aventurine making out in Ratio's office
May 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
caerme.bsky.social
The time has come to share a crumb of the fic I wrote for @heart-teyvat.bsky.social~

Please check out the project, all proceeds will be donated to HEART Tokushima, a non-profit no kill animal rescue, celebrating their 20th anniversary in 2026 💖 we worked hard to make the zine super special!
A bulletin board featuring a fragment of a fanfiction by Caerme. It's a scene between Kuki Shinobu and Kamisato Ayato, in which they're discussing Itto's problem with a tiger. Kuki expresses her disbelief that Itto could ever be capable of taking care of an animal. Ayato tries to argue that Itto takes care of his beatles, to which Kuki replies that he once starved a pet rock.
May 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
caerme.bsky.social
H-hi, long time no see🫣 work's been hectic, but I'm finally free, so it's time to get some more fun work done, ha! :D

I haven't decided yet if I want book 2 to be explicit or not, but sex will certainly play a role in their developing relationship~

#Caewips #ratiorine #theyreswitchingyourhonour
A fragment of a fanfiction, featuring Dr. Ratio and Aventurine discussing sex and Aventurine's previous experiences with bad lovers
May 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
caerme.bsky.social
Hello my lovelies, it's been a while. A lot has been happening and writing's been hard, but I bring you a short and sweet Ratio&Aventurine fic💓

It can be read as either romantic or platonic, featuring cuddles and Sigonian songs~

archiveofourown.org/works/65185504
#Caewrites #ratiorine #aventurine
A summary of a Ratio&Aventurine fanfiction "through the sea of sand, the song carries", with Ratio apologising and Aventurine getting nervous about his thoughts and memories.
May 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
caerme.bsky.social
It's another Wednesday already?! How fast the time flies...

Today I bring you idiots in love, meeting for the first time in two long months. Long distance relationship isn't easy, especially when they live on different planets, but they're trying their best.

#ratiorine #Caewips #thesplitverse
A ratiorine fic WIP, with Veritas and Aventurine meeting for the first time after two months of separation.
April 2, 2025 at 11:50 AM
caerme.bsky.social
The plot is plotting for BMTTS book 2👀
I left quite a lot of loose threads, one of them being Topaz and her infamous escape from the IPC's grasp. Jade has been looking for her girl for years, almost losing hope... Until one day someone brings her a tasty piece of information.

#Caewips #wipwednesday
Fanfiction WIP, featuring Jade and Sugilite talking about his assignment for her. Jade doesn't understand the relationship between Sugilite and Aventurine, she's not convinced to work with him, but his offer shocks her. Sugilite knows where Topaz is hiding and offers to share this knowledge with Jade.
March 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
caerme.bsky.social
The day has come, my lovelies. The Foursome is live! 🥳

Ship: #ratiorine #haikaveh #silvergoldenratio
Rated E
Themes: smut with feels, light angst, foursome, Kaveh being pampered, established polyamorous relationship, light bdsm

archiveofourown.org/works/63848578

#Caewrites
A teaser of a fic "afterglow", written by Caerme, featuring a foursome between Dr. Ratio, Aventurine, Kaveh and Haitham.
March 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM