moca ✨️
@caelumchilde.bsky.social
◇ Lvl 99 / ?? ◇
a sentient bag of bones ( ・ε・)
♡ books, anime, gaming & yapping ♡
a sentient bag of bones ( ・ε・)
♡ books, anime, gaming & yapping ♡
evryone else in my work vicinity: this day has been terrible and i want to drink
Me at my desk with chicken nuggets:
Me at my desk with chicken nuggets:
elmo from sesame street is sitting on a potty training chair .
Alt: elmo from sesame street is sitting on a potty training chair and wiggling happily on the potty training chair.
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February 19, 2026 at 3:14 PM
evryone else in my work vicinity: this day has been terrible and i want to drink
Me at my desk with chicken nuggets:
Me at my desk with chicken nuggets:
I have immense feelings of envy when i see someone being able to read a whole ass book on the bus without feeling sick 😭😭😭
February 14, 2026 at 12:42 PM
I have immense feelings of envy when i see someone being able to read a whole ass book on the bus without feeling sick 😭😭😭
I thought i would breeze past the new ascended heroes etb but then i saw the promo card. And it's N. And I think I need go make a blood sacrifice to get one now
a group of people standing in front of a green tower
ALT: a group of people standing in front of a green tower
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February 9, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I thought i would breeze past the new ascended heroes etb but then i saw the promo card. And it's N. And I think I need go make a blood sacrifice to get one now
Me: i dont think i'll ever have a chase card i just like it for the vibes
One lil fox looking mofo tinted red:
One lil fox looking mofo tinted red:
a yellow and orange pokemon with the words please victini written below it
ALT: a yellow and orange pokemon with the words please victini written below it
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February 9, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Me: i dont think i'll ever have a chase card i just like it for the vibes
One lil fox looking mofo tinted red:
One lil fox looking mofo tinted red:
PLEASE TAKE AO3 AWAY FROM THE TIKTOKERS PLEASE ITS THE LAST SOURCE OF HUMANITY LEFT
February 6, 2026 at 1:44 PM
PLEASE TAKE AO3 AWAY FROM THE TIKTOKERS PLEASE ITS THE LAST SOURCE OF HUMANITY LEFT
me: they're doing another mario movie??? I mean what?? Why??? It's so stupid like who would go to
one lil green mf with a rotund nose:
one lil green mf with a rotund nose:
a video game character named yoshi is standing next to a green egg
Alt: a video game character named yoshi is standing next to a green egg and dancing by wiggling his butt.
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January 27, 2026 at 12:09 PM
me: they're doing another mario movie??? I mean what?? Why??? It's so stupid like who would go to
one lil green mf with a rotund nose:
one lil green mf with a rotund nose:
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earthside assistance
January 22, 2026 at 1:34 AM
earthside assistance
I am never watching a poketoon in the middle of the day ever again that shit does numbers to my tear ducts
January 22, 2026 at 10:28 AM
I am never watching a poketoon in the middle of the day ever again that shit does numbers to my tear ducts
Man i got super mystery dungeon on switch and finally started playing it and was trying to remember my original duo and i just had a flashback to younger me ugly crying over explorers of sky over a bulbasaur
January 16, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Man i got super mystery dungeon on switch and finally started playing it and was trying to remember my original duo and i just had a flashback to younger me ugly crying over explorers of sky over a bulbasaur
ADO COVERING ONE OF MY FAVOURITE LOVE LIVE SONGS WAS NOT ON MY 2026 BINGO CARD
January 15, 2026 at 4:39 PM
ADO COVERING ONE OF MY FAVOURITE LOVE LIVE SONGS WAS NOT ON MY 2026 BINGO CARD
AI in a coffee machine is something humanity doesnt need and certainly the kniwledge of its existence ruined my day
January 15, 2026 at 3:16 PM
AI in a coffee machine is something humanity doesnt need and certainly the kniwledge of its existence ruined my day
Apparently I have been branded as the cheerful one of the team and i think its fucking hilarious considering my very terrible and absolutely wacky past
January 12, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Apparently I have been branded as the cheerful one of the team and i think its fucking hilarious considering my very terrible and absolutely wacky past
Sitting in a meeting looking pensive but really i'm thinking about how many takoyakis i'd have to eat to reach 15k calories
January 9, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Sitting in a meeting looking pensive but really i'm thinking about how many takoyakis i'd have to eat to reach 15k calories
Me: oh wow i wonder what caleb's new anniversary memoria is! I bet it has a cute story!
narrator: no it was not cute it was on the opposite end of the spectrum
narrator: no it was not cute it was on the opposite end of the spectrum
a yellow smiley face with big eyes and a pink cheek is on a black background .
ALT: a yellow smiley face with big eyes and a pink cheek is on a black background .
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January 3, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Me: oh wow i wonder what caleb's new anniversary memoria is! I bet it has a cute story!
narrator: no it was not cute it was on the opposite end of the spectrum
narrator: no it was not cute it was on the opposite end of the spectrum
Whoever keeps selling their switch otomes im very sorry but also thank you for your donation they are in safe hands (me watashi yippee)
December 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Whoever keeps selling their switch otomes im very sorry but also thank you for your donation they are in safe hands (me watashi yippee)
Also it's weird running into people you knew when you were younger how do i explain the whole 'guilt of staying because i feel obligated' but also 'im still in therapy look its a process'
December 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Also it's weird running into people you knew when you were younger how do i explain the whole 'guilt of staying because i feel obligated' but also 'im still in therapy look its a process'
Me speed running to buy gifts bc i forgot: yahoo sales
Also me buying an item for myself: YAHOO SALES
Also me buying an item for myself: YAHOO SALES
December 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Me speed running to buy gifts bc i forgot: yahoo sales
Also me buying an item for myself: YAHOO SALES
Also me buying an item for myself: YAHOO SALES
Opens door
Delivery driver: *huge ass package half my height* hello
Me, hand in a packet of cheese: hello there it seems this was not a gouda time
Delivery driver: *huge ass package half my height* hello
Me, hand in a packet of cheese: hello there it seems this was not a gouda time
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Opens door
Delivery driver: *huge ass package half my height* hello
Me, hand in a packet of cheese: hello there it seems this was not a gouda time
Delivery driver: *huge ass package half my height* hello
Me, hand in a packet of cheese: hello there it seems this was not a gouda time
'why are you so stressed out about the world around us just relax' AHEM YOU CAN DIE IN 10 YEARS I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS FOR ANOTHER 50 SYBAU
December 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
'why are you so stressed out about the world around us just relax' AHEM YOU CAN DIE IN 10 YEARS I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS FOR ANOTHER 50 SYBAU
I cant believe I've evolved to the point I follow a horse account where its just this one horse being a goofy lil guy
December 10, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I cant believe I've evolved to the point I follow a horse account where its just this one horse being a goofy lil guy
Me looking at uma musume irl counterparts: okay i now understand horse girls
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Me looking at uma musume irl counterparts: okay i now understand horse girls
Dunno how i've been nicknamed the happy chappy but i guess i'll take it
October 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Dunno how i've been nicknamed the happy chappy but i guess i'll take it
Me: oh man i can use these noodles for my tteobokki
noodles i found in the depths of my cupboard from 19th cent: im going to ruin your whole meal
noodles i found in the depths of my cupboard from 19th cent: im going to ruin your whole meal
September 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Me: oh man i can use these noodles for my tteobokki
noodles i found in the depths of my cupboard from 19th cent: im going to ruin your whole meal
noodles i found in the depths of my cupboard from 19th cent: im going to ruin your whole meal
It's very weird that my ecclectic collection of hobbies that do not correlate have led my to an amalgation of random items that somehow have been useful
September 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
It's very weird that my ecclectic collection of hobbies that do not correlate have led my to an amalgation of random items that somehow have been useful
Became bug forgot thumbs exist
September 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Became bug forgot thumbs exist