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CaelReader
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IBM Document that reads "A Computer can never be held accountable", edited to say "Pretty Cool, Huh?"
November 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Debs mentioned
A photo of Eugene V. Debs with red laser eyes
November 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Sandwich of mass destruction you say...
November 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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The words of @mikeduncan.bsky.social keep resounding in my head
November 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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If you pass through Osaka check out the Sakai Traditional Crafts Museum
An array of beautiful Japanese kitchen knives with decorated sheathes under a glass case
October 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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real
Hypnos: Sleep Incarnate, from Hades 2. Seen sleeping on a bed of poppies with the text "zzzz... zzz..."
September 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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hear me out
A screenshot of laws from the game Victoria 3 with the following laws enacted: Council Republic, Universal Suffrag, Multiculturalism, Total Separation, Elected Bureaucrats, National Militia, Guaranteed Liberties, Cooperative Ownership, Free Trade, Graduated Taxation, Collectivized Agriculture, No Colonial Affairs, Dedicated Police Force, Public Schools, Public Health Insurance, Protected Speech, Workers' Protections, Compulsory Primary School, Women's Suffrage, Old Age Pensions, No Migration Controls, Slavery Banned, Queer Rights
September 18, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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August 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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yea I'm confirmed woke, got my papers right here
A membership certificate for the Wide-Awake Club: "Free speech, free soil, free men. This is to certify that... is a member of the... Wide-Awake Club
August 14, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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A small honeybee inside a large sunflower on a bright day.
August 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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I have successfully manifested a D&D product into physical existence.
The softcover proof copy of Fantasy Life Paths
July 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Elon Musk has revealed a flag for his new "American Party"
Flag of the "American Party" founded in 1844, also known as the Know-Nothings.
July 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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me arriving to the function with my baleful countenance
The Curator from Expedition 33 stands menacingly in a doorway
July 1, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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adventures in Victoria 3 modding
Coca-Cola is a Prestige Goods variant of Liquor
June 24, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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The Professor from Powerpuff Girls accidentally adds Ingredient X, producing a laser-eyed Huey Long.
May 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Before the Andor finale, let us remember the fallen
Nemik from Andor
May 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Get a load of these weird cultists and their dead donkey god.
The Alexamenos graffito. A crude depiction of a man praying in front a donkey-headed figure on a cross. A latin inscription reads "Alexamenos worships [his] god".
April 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Soldier protecting sleeping child meme. Incoming attack: "D&D 5e System". Soldier: "Me handwaving half the rules". Child: "New Players".
April 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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I'm doing some advanced D&D theory cogitation right now
A graph with a negative line labeled "GM Responsibility for Fun", a positive line labeled "Player Agency", and a bell curve labeled "Character-Centric Prep". The bottom axis of the graph is labeled from left to right: Railroad, Pick a Rail, Quest, Multiple Quests, Character-Integrated Quests, Character-Focused Sandbox, World-Focused Sandbox, Procedural Sandbox.
April 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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All hail the Western Presidency!
Have you ever noticed that no one who compares anything to the decline and fall of the Roman Empire ever seems to know anything about actual "late" Roman history? Look at how decadent we've become! It's just like the Roman Empire. Mark my words, soon the barbarians will be at the gates and we're going to: - almost completely collapse. - almost completely recover but with a more authoritarian political system. - split the country between four different Presidents who will then fight in a civil war tournament bracket to see who gets to unite it again. - move the capital to Kansas City. - adopt Scientology as our official state religion. - have some more civil wars and also fight the Mexicans every so often. - fuck up our border policy so bad that the Canadians invade and sack DC - then everything easy of the Mississippi will be governed by the Chariman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff for 50 years until one day the Canadians just sort of slide in and take it over. - but everything west of the Mississippi will be more or less OK all things considered and they'll just kind of let the Canadians govern the East, until one day there's a real go-getter in the Western Presidency and he conquers pretty much the whole East against for a bit. - lose like half our population in a plague - have a gigantic three decade long war with Mexico that we narrowly win - get almost entirely conquered out of nowhere by a militant new religious movement that suddenly comes out of the Sonoran Desert - hang on for 700 years behind the powerful walls of New Kansas City, periodically regaining enough strength to reconquer the whole Midwest, and ocassionally inviting in the Canadians to give us a hand and/or screw us over because they subscribe to a somewhat different flavor of Scientology, before finally getting put out of our misery by the successor empire to the successor empire to the successor empire of the original new religious movement that fucked us up so bad earlier.
April 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Quote with a title screen that is important to you
The title screen of Mass Effect 1
April 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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A child sitting inside a cannon. "The bore (internal diameter) of the cannon is 50 cm (20 in), plenty wide enough to contain a child."
March 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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A "think tank" from Fallout: New Vegas
March 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Sakai Traditional Crafts Museum in Osaka
A selection of artisan Japanese kitchen knives arrayed in a glass casing.
March 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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THOUGHT COMPLETE - ANTI-OBJECT TASK FORCE. Behold: the Anti-Object Task Force has assembled. God's avenging angel, arrayed against the lower emanations of the Darkened One: shoe racks, tape recorders, motor carriages. And doors. So many doors. You're not just pounding it all to pieces. You’re *reforging* the universe. From the anvil of the heavens to the worms below. Indulge in it. Be bold. Have an *impact* on the shape of Creation. Out of the furnace of your rage -- a new reality! Also, you should trash your room *again*.
February 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM