Trump's default setting is Falsehood. Or as the Greeks would say: lies.

If you're going to deify a sinner, (s)he should be a much more attractive person and a much better kisser.

Lemme guess, the next distraction for USA glee club reality TV is whether JD or DT beds the grieving widow.

Gross F@ks.

Who makes a gyro kit like this?
Everything is frozen individually except the meat. The message is you can't eat them as singles.
Epic fail.

Really liked this one too. Though I don't know who to credit for it.

A crown jewel of the administration is a true statement, I make no doubt. But in the service of the Turd King, truly a distinction without value. Does he have more corn, undigested nuts? What makes his shit shine? We're dying (literally) to know.

When the Pillsbury Dough Boy gets orders from his stone cold killer idol, this is what it looks like.

Based on the reactions of Fox Entertainment and his cabinet, I speculate Vlad showed him some Epstein or golden shower videos.
#whipped
#towtheline
#MAWA
#vladdydaddy

Slava freedom

It's not that hard to do thematic investing. Like I believe Trump and his policies have royally juiced East Asia's and European prospects for success.
So I am moving 40% of my money to Asia and Europe. Also, here's a picture I took one day of some elk near the road.

Last honey harvest for now.
Delicious.

Kill your lawn and plant some trees.

This guy gets it.

I'm old school. I was raised on M*A*S*H episodes after school. I was looking at a picture of Pete "Hot Loins" Hegseth tonight and all I could think of was Larry Linville and the lipless-wonder.
Both men would be amazing running the big D show. Because adultery.