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Sam | they/them | 🔞 | tiny weird horror canons

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made the mistake of offering our rogue one free insight of his choice for the 30(!) he rolled on a perception check. he chose absolute carnage, i.e. asking the one question long haunting the campaign: who the hell is rahadin fucking

session was derailed from there on to update our missing player😂
October 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
also: we gotta protect emily burke at all costs. she's a fan!!!!
September 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
two guys, sitting in a security van 5ft apart because they haven't yet realized they've got the same enemy~

quantum break has been fun so far. LOVE the little live-show inserts but really, someone needs to let remedy/sam lake do the tv show they seem to really want to be doing, lmao.
September 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
\o/
September 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
snail besties making sure I get a good night's sleep
September 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
hornet and friends 🥰
September 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
also I love this little...fly? mosquito? they're so cute.
September 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
THEY MADE IT TO PHARLOOM!!!!!!
September 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
also I hope this is a snail. I want it to be a little snail guy just sneaking into the citadel. (or a moth.) I miss the snails!!!!
September 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I can play them a littol song...singing with the flea-kin friends.....
September 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I'm saving pharloom for one bug and one bug only: flea master mooshka my beloved
September 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
yessssssssss pretty sure I even managed to get one of the signed copies 😭 and at a surprisingly reasonable price for a deluxe ed, too!

...shipping in q4 2026 though lmao. the wait will be long
August 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
remedy you can't do this to my wallet
August 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
far more importantly though: THIS HOUSE OF DREAMS MENTION FINALLYYYYYYY
August 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
and to round it off, some final shots of the blorbito of 13 years doing the thing
August 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
August 4, 2025 at 11:38 AM
doing squintyeye.jpg at shirtless tom zane because while a) he does have all the diver pics hanging around!, b) 665 neighbour of the beast suspicious-ass room number c) it was. it was scratch's theme playing during that scene AND d) murdered "muse"???????
August 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
alan: met a guy called tom the poet within in the first 30min of the first game
alan: repeatedly gets called tom by all the dark presence-touched folk
alan: used tom's poems and his songwriting teamup with the anderson brothers to save his wife

also alan: "I wonder who could've written this poem"
July 31, 2025 at 1:35 PM
NOOO IT'S THE ORIGINAL INTRO QUOTES
July 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Having Thoughts TM (mostly along the lines of "what the fuuuuuck" and also "pls don't let that be a Taken coming up from out of the literal woodwork")
July 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I've only just gotten everything I need to open witch's ladle (on that note: the witch!!!!! barbara jagger my beloved, I see what they're doing with you here) and while it is genuinely scary, it just feels so nice to be back in bright falls 🥰
July 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
it's so good 😭🥹
the way alan starts the narration while saga's in the car! the face I made when they revealed who the corpse from the lake was!!! THE FACE I MADE WHEN HE GOT UP because ofc Taken, even Taken from 13 years ago, aren't hindered by a missing heart. and Rose and the jukebox at the diner😭
July 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I've finally acquired THE GAME
July 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I have Succumbed (doing another playthrough of hzd again rather than any of the unplayed games in the library)

anyway here's aloy and the bestie (giant civilization-destroying robot)
July 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
ALSO. valentinus/giangio??? "as we once shared the bond of master and apprentince" HELLOOOOO I know the fandom is tiny but I do need fic of this.
(atp I think it's hilarious that eternal twink giangio has apparently been 3/3 for mentoring the old alchemist dudes. he's got a type lmao)
June 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM